Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

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  • Day 5 / Reason 5 for Going back to the Theatre: A Contemporary Theatre

    Day 5 / Reason 5 for Going back to the Theatre: A Contemporary Theatre

    When I attended the University of Maryland on an acting scholarship, I was required to meet at the end of every semester with the faculty advisory board to discuss my progress as a student of the theater arts. At one such meeting, in the middle of my sophomore year, the head of the department expressed his concerns that I was “not a team player”. At the end of that academic year, I left college, for good as it turns out, though I didn’t know that at the time.

    I have been a practicing Buddhist for over thirty years. The three jewels of Buddhism are the Buddha, the dharma and the sangha. “Dharma” is just a fancy sounding Sanskrit word for “the teaching” or “doctrine”. “sangha” is Sanskrit for “community” or “monastic order”; what Christians might translate as “the congregation” or “the church.” I feel pretty good about my relationship with the first two jewels, but I am the first to admit that I am bad at sangha.

    I have an inherent distrust of institutions, and I am especially bad at trusting large theatre institutions. The larger they are, the less I trust them. From my perspective as a playwright, large regional theaters operate to maximize their own survival as institutions over the quality of the work they produce. I used to relish comparing the Seattle Rep to the Queen Mary ocean liner, now permanently attached to its mooring in Long Beach, trotting out the old adage, “Ships are safe at harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.” I used to think I could do something to help change this sad status quo, but after doing my damnedest to move the needle for at least ten years, I gave up. This impasse can certainly be listed among my reasons for retiring from theatre, but I’d be lying if I claimed it was the only one.

    I always assumed that Seattle’s Big Houses would survive, regardless, because that’s what they were designed to do. I assumed they would always be there for people who wanted to watch safe theater, and, because I wasn’t one of those people, I didn’t have to care. Now, after nearly two years of lockdowns and dark stages, I am not so sure.

    With eight years to think things over, I will straight up own my institutional distrust as a character flaw, particularly egregious for a playwright, for whom every achievement is necessarily the result of a team effort. I will also openly admit that A Contemporary Theatre (ACT) has been a pretty good friend to me as a theatre artist over the years. In 1997 ACT commissioned me as one of four playwrights to participate in a new play development workshop, and my play Louis Slotin Sonata received its first ever staged reading in ACT’s Bullitt Cabaret space. I have acted and written for many iterations of 14/48 at ACT, and for many years I was a teaching artist associated with the theater’s FirstACT program, which brings playwrights into Seattle high schools to teach young people the craft.

    ACT has two mainstages, and several other smaller performance spaces, and has been very generous in opening these venues up to outside performing arts organizations, like New Century Theatre, The Seagull Project and 14/48, just to name a very few.

    Until The 5th Avenue Theatre comes back online in January, ACT is the only live theatre actively producing in the downtown corridor. Think about that. Then think about the relationship of live theatre to the health of a city. What would Seattle look like without a flagship complex of performance venues like A Contemporary Theatre?

    Would it look like Seattle’s downtown core does right now? Half-empty, garbage-strewn, whole blocks lined with tents and active drug markets obstructing the entryways to the small businesses.

    Do we really want live in a city devoid of live theatre?

    I’m not interested in that.

    I want ACT to survive, so I am shifting gears, breaking my fast, and heading back to the theatre on Sunday, December 12 to join the crowd coming downtown to see A Christmas Carol.

    Maybe I’ll see ya down there.

  • Tony Kushner Cannot Support Himself as a Playwright

    Is this true?  Is it significant?  What does it mean to Seattle in its struggle to become a world class theatre town?

    I have to admit, for all my complaining about lack of institutional support for new work, especially outside New York City, I was still shocked when I read this in Scott Waters blog, Theatre Ideas  (crucial reading as far as I’m concerned): 

    “I make my living now as a screenwriter! Which I’m surprised and horrified to find myself saying, but I don’t think I can support myself as a playwright at this point. I don’t think anybody does.” — Tony Kushner, in Time Out.

    My question to you: if Tony Kushner, who I would argue is the best playwright in America today, can’t support himself as a playwright, can anybody? And if not, should Kushner’s statement be seen as an earthquake that might lead to the examination of the overall theatre business model?

    Over a year ago, at Seattle’s Outrageous Fortune discussion, one of our Big House Artistic Administrators stood up in defense of his theatre’s relative neglect of new work development by saying, “We are looking for excellence and we’re just not finding it.”  At the time, outraged as I was, I thought he was just talking about local playwrights.  But now I understand he really meant everywhere and everyone.  When Seattle’s Big Houses claim to want to address vital current issues, they go one of two ways: they mount one-person shows like I am Rachel Corrie and The Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs, or they yank a “classic” off the shelf and say, “Here, Glengary Glen Ross shows us something relevant about the recent mortgage meltdown that had its epicenter a mile and a half south of here at the WaMu Tower.”  When, of course, it does nothing of the sort.

    Somehow this nation can support hundreds upon hundreds of regional theatre artistic directors, managing directors, development directors and adjunct staff—a whole class of workers that can only be described as “artistic administrators”; but even our very best writer for the stage must go to film and television for his bread and butter.

    We all nod sagely and agree the system’s broken.  But if you want to fix it—do more than watch sadly as it dies the death of ragdoll—then I continue to suggest you follow the money and ask impolite questions.

  • Chicago Posts: Kick-Off

    Chicago Posts: Kick-Off

    Even when I try to keep my Just Wrought posts short, they still end up longer-winded than I’d like.  So I’m going to try something a little different with this series about my upcoming trip to Chicago.

    Heather and I will be flying to the Windy City next Friday, ostensibly to see the Mid-West premiere of my play Louis Slotin Sonata at A Red Orchid Theatre, but if you think the fact that the Seahawks are playing the Bears at Soldier Field on Sunday has nothing to do with it, well, you obviously don’t know me and my wife very well.

     *

    I feel like I can defend the choice to blog this trip by promising to share with you my singular experiences as a playwright traveling to see his plays.  When you think about it, this is a particularly odd occurrence in the broad realm of artistic endeavor.  We playwrights create these action/dialogue designs, send them out into the world for other people to work on– often, as in this case, with almost no input into the particulars of the production– and then, should we choose to and be lucky enough to have the means, we travel to the other cities to see the results.

    Who else does this?  Fiction writers can carry their finished product around in a bag or Kindle.  Painters and sculptors have their hands on their handicraft until it goes up on some wall or pedestal.  Performers– actors and dancers and musicians are their work themselves in a sense.  But what other kind of artist does this weird dance of intimacy and distance– sending their kid off to boarding school and then showing up for the graduation ceremony?  Composers maybe?  I don’t know much about composers.  More’s the pity.

    I will try to keep these posts short, 500 words or less, unless I feel like I got something crucial to say about theatre.   “Something crucial to say about theatre.”  As soon as I typed those words I snorted a little.

    *(A fun note: Gary Smoot has agreed to provide illustrations for these short posts, with the caveat that he will spend no more than 15 minutes on any given image.  The above “f ing drama”,  is the first.  Going forward with this experiment, please understand that I have very little control over what Gary chooses to produce.  I can make a initial few suggestions, but the ultimate product is purely his commentary on my commentary.  Come to think of it, that’s not unlike what happens when he designs for one of my plays.)

  • Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter

    Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter
    The second in a series of essays entitled:
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    Some truths are so self-evident that they can suffer outrageous neglect.  One such is that theatre takes place in places.  There is nothing virtual about it.  Theatre takes place.  In four dimensions: one of time, three of space. (Not even my fancy film friends can do that.)  So it matters where you originally make a play.  Over the last few years I have been having conversations about this subject with my fellow theatre professionals in Seattle: directors, actors, managing and artistic directors, and even arts editors at newspapers; and I have been surprised at how many of them have trouble understanding this fundamental fact of our art form.

    The Lone Playwright Fallacy

    When it comes to art, I’m an amoralist. Just because it’s new and local doesn’t mean it should get produced. If it’s new and local and good, then fuck yes. If it’s new and local and crap and we’ve got a script that’s new and from Missoula and good, then… I choose Missoula. Or New Orleans. Or wherever.

    This quote is from a local theatre critic’s email exchange with me.  He is suffering from what I call the “The Lone Playwright Fallacy”: the noir filmic image of the archetypal writer holed up in a dank unfurnished flat in the middle of a nihilistic nowhere, supplied only with a carton of cigarettes, a quart of scotch (smudged tumbler optional) and a finicky Underwood.  Our dramatist labors in decrepit solitude until he has a complete masterpiece, dog-eared and smeary, which he then wraps in butcher’s paper and tosses over the transom of the nearest literary agency or regional theatre office.  (He looks a lot like a cliché novelist, doesn’t he?  Why does everyone want to make playwrights into novelists?) 

    My email reply to my critic pal:

    Plays aren’t novels or paintings.  Just as in biology the myth of the parthenogenic clone is bogus because all genetic material requires an enveloping substrate of organic “soup” in order to replicate, plays require actors, designers, spaces, audiences, and, yes (god help me) maybe even directors, in order to mature beyond the embryonic.  It’s the reason I have to climb on a plane to LA or NY whenever I want to have a proper workshop with professionals.  This notion that they just appear from “Missoula or New Orleans” is a falsehood convenient for ignoramus artistic directors.  But you of all people need to know better.

    This critic and I have a very loving relationship.

    Locally Grown Throughout History

    Glancing back through the canon, we realize that this myth is belied by the fact that our favorite dramatists almost always worked intimately with a coterie of actors and other artists for whom, and with whom, they tailored their plays.  Shakespeare built his best title roles for Richard Burbage; Moliere cast himself as the Imaginary Invalid, Chekhov’s writing for the stage was reworked and enhanced under Stanislavski’s direction, and Bertolt Brecht had wife and leading lady as a two-for-one- in Helene Weigel, the original Mother Courage.  Working with the same actors and directors, over and over, helps build up trust and a shorthand that allows a playwright to go deeper and farther, faster.  It locks down the fundamentals of collaboration so that greater innovations are possible.

    Beyond palling around with actors and directors, I was curious what other “locally grown” benefits a Shakespeare or Marlowe might have enjoyed;  so I asked my friend and fellow playwright, Louis Broome  (my go-to expert in all things Elizabethan) to weigh in. “Shakespeare”, he says “Had no choice but be locally grown.  London was the world. The King’s Men could only exist so long as they were relevant to their audience.”  (Relevance to their audience, what a concept!) 

    Louis goes on:

    What’s different now, and what sucks, is that Seattle Rep’s audience is their donor base, not the public at large.   Everything about a non-profit theatre is defined by its donors. When it comes to new plays, the Rep’s hands are tied because a non-profit donor base has zero tolerance for risk. Risk isn’t built into their culture. They have no experience managing risk.  Producing a new work by a playwright or director of note, or a work guaranteed to move to NY, carries no risk. There’s no downside.  In Elizabethan England it was impossible for plays to be anything other than a local or regional event.  Playwrights entertained and earned revenue from a relatively small pool of ticket buyers by writing a great number of plays.  The emphasis in Elizabethan London was on writing plays that put the same butts into the same seats over and over again….

    Local Collaboration – It Ain’t Just for Actors

    Over the last decade and a half my own Burbage– the primary actor that served as a siphon on the far end of my personal play development pipeline– has been the actor William Salyers, a relationship that still runs deep and strong.  (For some flavor of it, you can click here.)  But it is worth mentioning other ways that local collaboration can lead to uniquely successful theatre.  Without the designer Gary Smoot I would never have written at least three of my last five plays.  Gary and I had been close friends for years before he began designing for my plays, stunning everyone in 1999 with his evocative minimalistic masterpiece set for the world premiere of Louis Slotin Sonata.

    Gary raises to a rarefied art form the long-standing tradition of designers crossing out  and ignoring stage directions.  I always say that if there is a way Gary can get out of building something, he will find it and make the absence brilliant.  By the time we got to attempting the world premiere of An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show, I was openly taunting him, demanding an arsenal of increasingly lethal weapons from American History to be used every time a contestant spun the infamous Bardo Wheel.  Starting with a Powhattan tomahawk, I quickly worked my way up to a civil war cannon, then a flame thrower, and finally my coup de grâce, a “Tomahawk” ICBM missile, to be launched onstage.  Smoot took the demands in stride, even though I would hector him daily running up to tech week:  “I want those weapons, Gary.  You can cross out all the stage directions you want but I still call them out in the dialogue.”  “Oh, we’ll make it work,” was all he’d say.  And he did, by painstakingly handcrafting overnight shipping boxes the exact size and shape of each piece.  Every night, before each scene, whatever weapon was called for, the box was pumped full of thick stage smoke which would, after the package  pieces were pulled apart on stage, momentarily hold the shape of the weapon and then dissipate.  From there it was up to the audience to manipulate the meta-object within the space of in their collective imagination.  It was a brilliant, engaging, unique, and uniquely theatrical solution, which could only be arrived at through a close and contentious relationship between designer and playwright, bothering each other in the same room together.

    This sort of intimate relationship between playwright and set-wright is generally frowned upon in today’s play development superstructure.  The alternative model forcefully defended at your favorite regional theater goes something like this: you go to your MFA program, I go to mine.  If, based on the recommendation of the well-known playwright who runs my MFA program, said regional theater decides to develop my play, said theater will assign me the MFA grad designer recommended to them by the  top-tier MFA design school, most assuredly not the same school as the playwriting program.  It is all very polite and respectable, like an arranged marriage without the hot stranger sex.  In the very respectable League of Regional Theatres (LORT), playwrights have no business consorting with designers, let alone taunting them into being brilliant.

    But Wait!  There’s more!

    Sure, the most compelling argument for locally grown plays is the uniquely superior product you arrive at when you work with a talented team over a long-term collaboration.  But in the immortal words of Ron “Ronco” Popeill, that’s not all!  You also get:

    • Local actors evolving a better understanding of how their contribution to the long tradition of our art form can be generative as well as interpretive. 
    • Local theatre-goers evolving a better understanding of how plays get made and how audiences can participate in the process, not just as consumers but as co-developers with a stake in improving the product.
    • Local board members evolving a better understanding of their roles as patrons of the arts.  We need not look further than the embarrassing example of The Empty Space, shuttered over a debt of $70,000.  Maybe we can dare hope that regional theaters will stop being run like internet start-ups and instead be given the time, money, resources, and  personal attention that are the natural hallmarks of arts patronage in cities like New York, Los Angeles and London. 
    • Local funders, artists, and administrators participating in the development of plays as actual investments, with the potential to pump profits back to Seattle in several ways.
    • The potential to address the particular conditions of a  community in a timely fashion, approaching the speed of journalism rather than history, as was the case with our recent production of It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.
    • The entire nation, as well as the entire English-speaking theatre world, getting more plays about a wider variety of places and peoples instead of– let’s face it– knowing arch comedy after knowing arch comedy for, by and about Upper West-Siders.
    • A leg up in keeping theatre a playwright’s art form instead of, increasingly, a director’s game. Over the last fifty years, the model of the auteur director serving as the alpha and omega of dramatic endeavor, imposing his or her “concept” on new play and classic alike— a model borrowed from and encouraged by the film industry— has grown increasingly infectious in American theatre.  You need not look beyond Seattle with Dan Sullivan and Bartlett Sher essentially running their respective shops like Triple A feeder teams for the Broadway big leagues.  (We can expect more of the same from the Intiman’s newly appointed Artistic Director, Kate Whoriskey.  Hand picked by the beatified Sher, she is sure to serve mostly as his marker absently placed in a book he may or may not return to some day.)   Hell, the fact that the recently introduced TPS  Gregory Awards has a category for Outstanding Director but none for playwright is a crystalline example of how far this trend has gotten out of hand.
    • Finally, and yes, selfishly, “locally grown” allows playwrights to choose where to live based on how well a particular city fits their life, instead of forcing them to accept a one-humongous-size-fits-all solution. When I moved back to Seattle from New York in 2002 I ran into Dawson Nichols, my comrade in theatrical arms from Seattle’s fervent ‘90’s.  Each of us was watching our kids at a playground– kids that did not exist the last time we had seen each other.  In that moment we renewed our friendship, and then slowly began building back our artistic partnership, only better this time—less concerned with the competition between us, more focused on improving each other’s and our own work.  We cemented our revived relationship in a revival of my play Tuesday, at Annex Theatre, which he directed and I starred in.  Soon after he invited me to share with him any plays I had sitting on the shelf, unpremiered, especially anything I had for young people.  I gave him The Don Juan Cult Concerto. In 2008 Dawson directed the world premiere of the play at North Seattle Community College, where he serves as head of theatre  department.  He wrote this in the program notes:

    Paul Mullin has written a play that is a love letter to a Seattle that is gone – grown over and displaced by its own success and popularity.   Seattle is still a vibrant and exciting place but in the 1990’s there was an edge.  Philosophers of art tell us that we can only access universal truths through particular depictions.  I believe this is true, but I have noticed Seattle Theaters seem to value particulars from elsewhere for some reason, mainly New York.  This is because Seattle Theatres often have a self-imposed provincial attitude that doesn’t allow them to see that the grass is in fact greener right here in the Pacific Northwest.  Our particulars are as good as anyone else’s, after all, and there are wonderful playwrights living in our midst.

    It is a play about Seattleites, for Seattleites, by a Seattleite.  And I couldn’t have been prouder to see students using it to learn their craft as they premiered it in the city of its conception.  It was the seminal moment of my current understanding of how important locally grown work is.  A year and a half later, in that same theatre, using some of the same student actors, six Seattle playwrights, including Dawson and myself, premiered It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.

    Leveraging Seattle’s Innate More-Locally-Conscious-than-Thou Snobbery

    The entire Pacific Northwest already embraces the locally-grown movement when it comes to more tangible consumables like cheese, chocolate, wine and beer.  Kate Kraay, a local actor and budding playwright, describes her day job working as a tour guide at Theo Chocolates in Fremont, the only bean-to-bar chocolate factory in the United States:

    I have to admit that I have had more people stop me on the street and recognize me from Theo than from plays I have been in.  But then, it is probably my longest running gig, and it is always a full house.   Over the last two years I have worked there, I have seen it grow exponentially, and in a recession to boot. 

    That’s all quite nice, you may say, but why buy a Theo chocolate bar as a Seattleite, when I can get a grocery checkout line bar for less?  For one thing, you are getting a lot less chocolate than you think, as most chocolate bars have lots of lovely fillers in them (hydrogenated trans-fats or wax, anyone?).  Theo also uses as many local ingredients as possible. It has become a point of pride for locals, winning awards from London to New York, while being fully invested as part of the community.

    It is incumbent on us as Seattle theatre artists to transfer this enlightened heightened interest in  local production to what we wright for the stage.  God, sometimes I think I would give a pinkie to tap into the fierce local snobbery of a Northwestern beer nut or cheesehead and focus it on theatre.  I can almost hear them now:

    Oh, you’re going to see Glengary Glen Ross? Oh, no that’s fine if you like stale affected dialogue shoved down your ear’s throat after it’s traveled  2,800 miles from New York and then sat in its packaging for 20 years, after already traveling the 800 miles from Chicago to New York.  Me?  I prefer fresh Kelleen Conway Blanchard.  You should feel how it tickles the ear’s tongue and gladdens the heart’s bowels.  But maybe your palate isn’t quite ready for something so evocative and startling.  Besides, there’s really only enough of it for true Seattle play fans.  You better stick with your 1980’s boiler room boiler plate.

    So There’s No Place Like Home.  How do We Get There?

    Of course there are plenty of blocks on the long road to home grown.  Over the next few years it will be important to hold accountable the artistic leadership at what we Seattle show folks call the “Big Houses”, namely the Intiman, ACT and the Seattle Repertory Theater.  These juggernauts love to  pay lip service to new works, but when you dig beneath the surface of their “new play initiatives,” you find they consist almost exclusively of importing established talent from  New York rather than fostering much at home.  Kate Whoriskey, as she rolls into town, is blithely open in her contempt for Seattle’s local scene.  This from The Stranger in an interview with her when she was first appointed: “She says she has returned to Seattle more because of Sher than for the city itself and seems more interested in finding the best artists, wherever they are, than in cultivating the local theater ecology. ‘The whole world has globalized,’ she said. ‘And it seems the last place we believe in globalization is in theater.’{Emphasis The Stranger’s.}

    To this I could not not possibly come up with a better response than the one comment left on-line, by someone calling himself “Mr. First-Nighter”:

    Odd that Ms Whoriskey would make such a statement, when so much of the rest of the world is currently undergoing a complete re-evaluation of the very concept of globalization, and re-engaging with the long-neglected benefits of localism. Not that there is anything wrong with exposing local audiences and artists to the work and influence of outside artists, per se, but her attitude seems to reflect yet more of the reverse-provincialism we have become accustomed to here. Even more distressing when one contemplates that theatre, unlike other artistic media, relies so exclusively upon the patronage of local audiences, local artists, and local artisans for its growth, nourishment and survival.

    If she has indeed no wish to “cultivate the local theatre ecology”, then she will no doubt express little surprise or alarm when her abject neglect results in that same ecology turning fallow and stagnant.

    Unlike, say, a Greg Falls, who recognized the efficacy of good husbandry, Ms Whoriskey seems rather to envision her role as being akin to a sort of cultural Monsanto, where her only interest is in increasing the yield, while remaining heedless (or worse indifferent) to the irrevocable damage done to the environment in the process.

    Sad to say, this does not bode well, either for Intiman and its long-term prospects (which are precarious at best), or for the Seattle theatre ecology as a whole.

    In reality none of Seattle’s Big Houses have done enough in the last decade to advance locally grown new work.  Moreover, despite their mournful protestations to the contrary, it is not because of their limited resources.  (More on this in my future essay, “Don’t Let the Big Houses Fool Ya, It ain’t about the Money.” )  Yes, it is true that in 2009 the Seattle Rep had its overall operating budget cut about in half, but it’s also true that in this same year, through an admittedly strange quirk of happy fate, their new works budget quadrupled.  Right now it looks like they plan to take that largess and develop two new plays, in tandem with Western Washington University.  Good for them.  What’s not so good is that they’ve already earmarked one of those slots for a New York Playwright, most probably Doug Wright,  who won the Pulitzer for I Am My Own Wife.  It’s unclear who will get the second slot, but the odds don’t favor one of the dozen or so nationally produced playwrights living in the Puget Sound region.    Whatever synergy the Rep hopes to create with Wright, or whatever luminaries they beg to grace us  with from New York for a few months, it will be transitory and do nothing to nurture the local scene or bring Seattle any closer to being a world class theatre town.

    Many of my local playwright colleagues have utterly given up on our Big Houses.  When a friend who works for one recently warned me that I risk being blacklisted by his theater for mouthing off like this,  I mentioned it to Scot Augustson, another local playwright  whom I particularly admire.  He replied, “Oh Paul, how would any of us ever know if we’re being blacklisted by them or not?”  Scot’s right.  And as much as good friends have cautioned me about these essays, it is time to be honest and realize you cannot burn a bridge that doesn’t exist.

    That said, sometimes I feel stupid that I haven’t yet given up.  But I haven’t.  And here’s why.  Those Big Houses essentially belong to us, the citizens of Seattle and the surrounding  region.  We fund them through our attendance and through our generous patronage: direct giving, public arts funding and  donations from the corporations for which we work.  We also support them through our cheap labor as actors, designers and administrators.  They will respond to the demand for locally developed plays.  So long as we make the demand.  Of course, it will not happen easily or overnight or without clever hedging against it on their part.  In the past, when we demanded “new work” all they heard was “New York”.  Artistic administrators also like to blame the boards that have hired them for keeping their creative reins short.  Maybe this is true, but I am tempted to call them on it.  If we need to reach out to the Big House board members to help them understand why locally grown plays are important, we can and will do that.  

    I have had more than one Big House artistic staffer say something along the lines of, “Christ, Paul, it’s almost like you’re saying you won’t be satisfied until we’re producing at least one new play by a local playwright every year in our season.”  To which I reply, “It’s not almost like I’m saying that.  That’s exactly what I’m saying.”

    Here and Now

    Seattle is perfectly positioned.  This is the place, here and now, for locally grown plays to resurge to their historical place of prominence.  There are particular reasons that this is so, and I have tried to illustrate some of them above, but the main reason is because we say so.  We get to decide that Seattle is not a satellite.  We are our own city, with our own voices, our own actors, our own audiences, our own plays.  If, as we proceed down this path, we begin to create great plays that we can then export to other places and thus mitigate to some extent this crushing artistic trade deficit we currently labor under, so be it.  But the main point is we want plays for and by Seattleites.  And we shall have them.  Here and now.  Where theatre belongs.

    *****

    Next up: “What the Hell does ‘World Class’ Mean Anyway?”
  • Towards a World Class Theatre

    Playwright’s rule of thumb #3: if you don’t know what you’re doing, raise the stakes.  This is also a favorite for anyone losing an argument.  Arbitrarily up the ante and things become more interesting.  More interesting equals intrinsically good in a play.  In an argument, it’s… well… whatever it is, it’s more interesting.

    Over a year ago I was given a “Genius Award” in theatre by Seattle’s weekly newspaper The Stranger.  It’s one of those honors that cannot, and probably should not, ever quite sit right: the kind of recognition any artist craves not just for the added publicity and legitimacy it brings your work, but also because, let’s face it: it’s a delicious ego stroke and the $5,000 cash that comes with it helps ease any pointless pangs of guilt over being singled out.  Beyond that guilt, however, looms another misgiving which grows out of the fact that the honor is bestowed not in recognition of any particular piece but one’s entire body of work.  You’re forced to wonder, “What the hell am I going to do next?  And how the hell will that be good enough to garner such praise in the future?”  I had no idea.  Still don’t. 

    Nor did I have any idea back then about what I was going to say when I accepted the award at the Moore Theater on that Saturday, September 13, 2008.  I did know that the folks at The Stranger enjoyed presenting the awards in flamboyant and entertaining ways.  (For instance, Paul Constant channeled an old time booming-voiced boxing announcer when he handed the prize for literature to Sherman Alexie.)  So this much I determined: as show people, I’d be damned if I let some tabloid scribbler upstage me.  I had to say something engaging other than just “thanks a lot”, but what?  That’s when I remembered rule #3.  Raise the stakes.

    I began my acceptance by magnanimously allowing that Seattle was a pretty good theatre town.  The crowd approved.  Then I lofted my caveat: we were good, but we weren’t great.  The crowd grew quiet, restless.  I said I believed we had everything it takes to be great, but we weren’t great; and worse, we didn’t even seem to be moving in the right direction.  More awkward noises.  Then I said I believed we could be a world class theatre city within 5 years, but only if we wanted to.  We had to want it.  The crowd liked this.  They clapped, they hollered.  It felt great.  Lots of toasts and backslaps afterwards.  I made a self-congratulatory moment into a community-wide challenge.  And every one seemed to slurp it with a spoon.  Success, by any definition.

    Since then, however, not many people have mentioned my acceptance speech, though there is one particularly notable exception.  A month after that night I got an email from my sister Margaret.  It said simply:  “Just in case you were wondering.  9/13/13.  Make it so!”  Since odds are about even that you do not know my sister, allow me to unpack her cryptic note and translate it plainly into the words I know she intended.  “Dear Brother, in case you were thinking that you could make that challenge publicly solely in order to arbitrarily raise stakes and thus add empty entertainment calories to your speech, hoping no one will remember, please think again.  I will remember.  I will hold you to it.  I will publicly mock you if you fail.  So deliver me a world class theatre town by the Fall of 2013, or prepare to face my undying scorn.”  You see, I come from a very loving and supportive family.

    Upping the ante is painless and risk-free if no one is paying attention.  Thanks to my sister, such is not my fate.  But I am, after all, a collaborative artist.  If she intends to hold me accountable over the next four years, then I intend to share her attentions with all of my beloved fellow theatre artists in this amazing city.  My discomfiture will become their discomfiture, or at least as much of it as I can artfully manage to share.  Which brings me to these essays.  This is the introductory first of ten or twelve I intend to write on the subject of theatre in Seattle.  During my last 22 years as a theatre professional here and in New York City I have come to some strongly held conclusions about how I think theatre can be made better.  I have shared these opinions with friends and colleagues in one-on-one conversations or in small groups in social situations.  Now I think it is time for me to share more formally and more widely—to raise the stakes.

    A few weeks back, I began keeping a little folder on my computer with text files in it.  Some contain embryonic notes and outlines, the beginnings of these future essays.  Others consist only of tentative titles, like the following:

    The essays will be written with primarily my theatre colleagues in mind; but I fervently believe we need to also invite non-show people into these conversations because, as a self-identified neo-Vaudevillian, and in sharp contrast to the rising class of theatre academic elite, I believe that what the audience wants and needs actually matters.

    Potshots of prose alone cannot go any significant distance toward making theater better here in Seattle or anywhere.  Only making great theatre will make theatre great here.  This series will be about sharpening my arguments and placing them in a public place, where they may serve to convince or be dismissed, or maybe even dismantled and built into something more useful.  I am done bitching in bars.  I am pushing my stakes on the table and I encourage my colleagues, especially those who disagree with me, to do the same.  Our stock-in-trade is dialogue.  Maybe we can employ its power to discover the way forward towards a world class theatre in our own home town.