Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

Tag: An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show

  • The Bardo of American Poets, Patriot and Expatriate

    The Bardo of American Poets, Patriot and Expatriate

    Yesterday I posted smart-alecky status on Facebook  about April being misunderstood as the cruelest month. In no time, my good friend Michael Doyle chimed in defending the bumbershoot-toting Hollow Man who posited the fourth month’s excessive cruelty. (If you’re not reading Doyle’s blog regularly, here’s why you should be.) The string was quickly unraveling into adjacent subjects, adjacent poets, when Doyle made one of the funnier and more insightful analogies I have ever come across. “Pound is to Eliot what Cheney was to Bush.”

    It made me think of this section from an early draft of An American Book of the Dead* The Game Show†. Why was it cut? Official history blames structural redundancy: it echoed the first act’s “The Bardo of American Heroes of Violence” without advancing the second act’ action significantly. But an alternative legend purports that the bardo was actually blown away because the costume/design concept for the original L. A. production was so painful to watch unfold that the author, egged on by the actor who played Walt Whitman, simply wiped the whole shebang rather than risk having to watch something like it again.

    Still, I’m proud of the “Poet’s Bardo”, and believe it sort of stands on its own as a bizarre bit of poetry geek fan fiction.  (Plus, any time we can see Ezra Pound returned to his rightful gorilla cage, earned with the nastiest bits of bigoted treason, well, that’s a good time by me.)

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  • The Bardo of American Heroes of Violence

    The Bardo of American Heroes of Violence

    (. . . . The Bardo Wheel lights up and the Spokesmodels roll out a cannon, then blindfold Barry, place a tri-corner hat on his head, and hand him a cannoneer’s linstock with a burning match on its end.)

    ANNOUNCER: Barry, you hold in your hand a cannoneer’s linstock. To your immediate right sits a six-pounder field piece from the Revolutionary War.

    HOST: This oughta be old hat for you, Barry, what with all that dress-up soldier you used to play oh so many lives ago.

    BARRY: Well um, actually, Blink: by the time of the Civil War, cannons were fired by tugging a length of cord called a lanyard.

    HOST: Barry?

    BARRY: Yeah, Blink.

    HOST: Shut it and shoot it.

    BARRY: Okay.

    HOST: Sweethearts, spin that wheel!

    (The wheel is spun. Barry fires the cannon blowing a hole through the panel reading: “The Bardo of American Heroes of Violence.” These letters glow while everything else fades to black. Lights up on the Bardo Guide standing in the audience, dressed like a park ranger.)

    BARDO GUIDE: Please step forward and watch your step as you enter the Bardo.

    (She clears her throat.)

    BARDO GUIDE: Oh brave and freely born, having failed once again to grasp the clear light of reality, you are now entering the Bardo of American Heroes of Violence. Be warned, the apparitions you see here are merely illusory projections of your own in-between consciousness. Please pay attention, but not too much attention, lest your fears and desires cause your rebirth in a world of violence.

    (Lights up on Stonewall Jackson.)

    BARDO GUIDE: Behold the great General, Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson. His right hand wields the scabbardless sword of righteous reckoning. His left palm is upturned in prayer. In this aspect he gives battle to the infidel invaders of the South. In his other left hand, General Jackson holds the half-sucked lemon of legend.

    STONEWALL: I have always suffered an acute dyspepsia. Lemons help ease this discommodity and soothe a parched mouth.

    BARDO GUIDE: Clutched in Stonewall’s other right hand is the Westminster Shorter Catechism of Presbyterianism.

    STONEWALL: And I quote: the duty which God requireth of man, is obedience to his revealed will.

    In this Holy War between Union and Confederacy, the Lord Almighty alone will decide who is right. Duty is ours; the consequences are God’s.

    BARDO GUIDE: His third right hand brandishes the Confederate battle flag. His third left, the plain black flag.

    STONEWALL: Flying the black flag informs the enemy that surrender will never be begged nor quarter given. A fight to the last man alive. We must not merely defend ourselves, we must attack! Give me three swift columns stabbing North and I will hold you hostage the richest cities of Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York.

    BARDO GUIDE: One of his officers once let a particularly brave squad of Union cavalry escape.

    STONEWALL: No, sir. You must kill them all. I do not want the enemy brave; I want him dead.

    BARDO GUIDE: Behold the bardo demon/saint “Stonewall” Jackson.

    STONEWALL: The punishment of national sins must be confined to this world, as there are no nationalities beyond the grave.

    BARDO GUIDE: Do you admire him? Despise him? He is nothing but your own true self disguised. Realize this, or be reborn in a world of violence.

    Now, adjust your eyes now to the shadows and concentrate. If you focus hard enough, you may envision Stonewall’s bardo wife.

    Harriet Deified(Harriet appears half in shadows.)

    HARRIET: Harriet Tubman.

    BARDO GUIDE: Friend of the Hopeless, Ally of the Night, runaway slave turned Underground Railroad Conductor. Her right arm upraises the living symbol of her people’s salvation — the North Star.

    HARRIET: On a clear night running, just keep it in front of y’all to find yo way to freedom. Cloudy nights ye gots to feel the tree trunks for the mossy side.

    BARDO GUIDE: In her left hand she holds a pistol: insurance against passengers who might lose nerve and try to turn back.

    HARRIET: I’ll give you the same choice the Good Lawd gives every body: git free or die. I done my share of digging. Won’t take me long to plant what’s left of you in this soft Dixie dirt.

    BARDO GUIDE: Be not afraid, oh free and brave. Conductor Tubman will free over 300 slaves, and never lose a passenger.

    In her middle right hand she holds forty thousand dollars.

    HARRIET: That’s nearly a million to you these days.

    STONEWALL: The Confederate reward for her capture, dead or alive.

    HARRIET: I guess I’s one pricey little slave girl now.

    BARDO GUIDE: In her middle left hand she holds an open book.

    HARRIET: Any book’ll do.

    BARDO GUIDE: Harriet can’t read.

    HARRIET: Says so on my wanted poster, or so dey tell me. But as long as I hold dis book right side up dem slave dawgs take me for a free nigger girl who done know’d how to read.

    BARDO GUIDE: In her lower right hand she wields a Sharps carbine.

    HARRIET: For a little more long-range firepower.

    JACKSON: Her weapon of choice for rising against her native land.

    HARRIET: Shoot. My native land is freedom.

    Up until your first Gulf War, I am the first and only woman to lead an American combat expedition. I takes me a battalion of 600 black freedmen, and I raid up and down Carolina River plantations. One day we free 750 slaves. Cain’t nearly fit ‘em all on the boats. Lawd, it’s a good day.

    BARDO GUIDE: Her lower left hand is empty.

    HARRIET: Folks give me money ‘cuz they thinks I’s po. But ders plenty folk more po dan me. What folks give I jist pass on down. Lawd knows I don’t need much to live.

    BARDO GUIDE: Both husband and wife maintain a constant state of prayer in this bardo, as they did in life.

    The Bardo of the American Heroes of ViolenceSTONEWALL: “Heavenly Father, make this rag-tag Shenandoah army an army rather of God.”

    HARRIET: “Lawdy, unharden Pharaoh’s heart, and let him let my people go out this Egypt, or better yet, put his hard heart in front of my bullet and I’ll soften it myself.

    BARDO GUIDE: On the Eve of the American Revolution, their first child Crispus Attucksis born.

    (Lights up on Crispus Attucks.)

    CRISPUS: Crispus Attucks.

    BARDO GUIDE: Half–black, half Nantucket Indian, like his bardo mother he ran away from slavery at an early age.

    CRISPUS: Became a sailor. One of the few things they’ll let a dark man do for a decent wage.

    BARDO GUIDE: In his left hand he holds a length of rope.

    CRISPUS: I’m a rope-maker. Learned it at sea. What else you gonna do when you’re stuck on a whaler three years?

    Lately the Redcoats been moonlighting in town, taking our jobs. We tussle with the lobster-backed bastards sometimes, if they come in our pubs. One winter night, me and the boys had a few and then had some fun with a lone British guard out on patrol.

    BARDO GUIDE: In his right hand Crispus holds a snowball.

    CRISPUS: We pelted him good. Next thing we know, a crowd’s gathered round.

    BARDO GUIDE: In the subsequent murder trial, future Founding Father John Adams stands as defending counsel for the British soldiers. He calls the crowd—

    STONEWALL: “A motley rabble of saucy boys, negroes and molattoes, Irish teagues and outlandish jack tarrs.”

    CRISPUS: That’s us all right, all pelting this lobster good. Then don’t ya know a whole squad of lobsters shows up. High, mighty Sergeant tell us to disperse. Shoves his bayonet at me.

    “Man, get that knitting needle out my face.”

    (A single gunshot. Crispus staggers backwards.)

    CRISPUS: They shot–

    (A musket volley. Crispus crumples.)

    CRISPUS: They shot us dead… for chunking… snowballs.

    (Emma Goldman enters.)

    EMMA: They shot my brother dead for throwing snowballs. There’s your precious government for you; and your glorious Boston Massacre– a snow ball fight.

    CRISPUS: That’s my sister.

    EMMA: Emma Goldman.

    Maybe your illustrious John Adams is right. Maybe my brother Crispus was nothing more than a saucy jack-tarr thug looking for trouble. But aren’t all revolutions ultimately sparked by such men? Where would you be without my brother, Crispus?

    CRISPUS: Man, get that knittin’ needle out my face.

    Emma Goldman 1EMMA: Such men are supersensitive beings driven to violent expression, even at the sacrifice of their own lives, because they cannot supinely witness the suffering of their fellows.

    CRISPUS: Well, we was just chunkin’ snowballs.

    EMMA: Why am I an Anarchist? Because all forms of government rest on violence.

    HARRIET: Dat’s my daughter Emma. In one hand she hold a flower.

    EMMA: It’s for you. It’s freedom. It’s sex. It’s creativity. It’s a promise of change for the better. Everybody– not just the rich, but everybody– has the right to beautiful, radiant things.

    STONEWALL: In her other hand, she holds a bomb.

    EMMA: The killing of a tyrant, an enemy of the people, is in no way to be considered the taking of a life.

    HARRIET: She hold a flower.

    EMMA: Love is an art, I am the artist. I love children and springtime and most of all I love my freedom.

    STONEWALL: She holds a bomb.

    EMMA: Violence is inevitable, never mind what Jesus said. Human nature does and must resist repression. Government is violence. Fire fights fire.

    STONEWALL: The flower is a bomb.

    HARRIET: The bomb is a flower.

    BARDO GUIDE: The weight in one hand tugs her forwards. The weight of the other yanks her back. And so she dances… and so she always will.

    HARRIET: That chil’ sho do like to dance.

    EMMA: If I can’t dance, it’s not my revolution.

    BARDO GUIDE: Does Emma intrigue you? Repulse you? Either way takes you back to your world of violence.Audie Murphy

    Instead, oh bravely born, look again and behold the second son of the Bardo.

    (Lights up on Audie.)

    MURPHY: Audie Murphy.

    BARDO GUIDE: The most decorated soldier of America’s most beloved war,

    MURPHY: WW II.

    BARDO GUIDE: Audie sits atop a burning tank destroyer. His left hand holds a field phone wired back to rear artillery. His right hand grips the trigger of the mounted machine gun.

    AUDIE: The Krauts are advancing across an open field of snow. Most of my whole platoon’s already scattered, but I’ll be damned if I’m runnin’. They already pinned me with every medal they’ve got. ‘Bout all that’s left now is for some medic to split my dog tags, and today seems as good as any… so long as I can take some Jerrys with me.

    BARDO GUIDE: Careful. Audie is the most dangerous vision here. For most Americans, he’s damned near irresistible.

    AUDIE: As soon as the Kraut infantry marches within range I start mowing ‘em down like carnival ducks. Oil smoke covers me like a nightmare. They got no clue where the lead’s comin’ from, and I got no qualms; no pride; no remorse. Rules of war are simple. Got a gun in your hand? You’re a soldier– fair game. You only become human again once I put a bullet in you.

    BARDO GUIDE: Careful now. Breathe him in and breathe him out.

    AUDIE: I take a breather both to let the barrel cool and call in some big stuff. This 50 caliber ain’t even gonna dent those tanks.

    (A telephone rings.)

    BARDO GUIDE: Battalion.

    AUDIE: This is Murphy. We’re under attack. I need artillery: a round of smoke at coordinates thirty-ought-five dash sixty, and tell those joes to shake the lead out.

    BARDO GUIDE: How many krauts?

    AUDIE: Six tanks I can see, maybe a couple hundred infantry.

    BARDO GUIDE: Good god! How close?

    AUDIE: Close enough. Gimme that damned fire!

    STONEWALL: Ah, artillery. Lord, how I love a good cannon fight. Nothing like it to raise the blood.

    BARDO GUIDE: It isn’t just Stonewall’s blood that’s rising, is it? You’ve wanted to be Audie ever since you first played war as a kid. Fully automatic death in one hand. A direct line to the wrath of God in the other.

    Wait!

    Let’s take a break. Relax. You can be Audie practically any time you want, but it could just be an eternity before you get a chance to see the big picture this clearly again.

    Look back into the darkness, and see his sister…

    (Lights up on Molly and her cannon.)

    MOLLY: Molly Pitcher.

    STONEWALL: Just as there is no Stonewall–

    HARRIET: –Without Harriet.

    EMMA: No death.

    CRISPUS: Without sex.

    AUDIE: There just can’t be an Audie—

    MOLLY: –Without Molly.

    BARDO GUIDE: Behold, Molly Pitcher stands before you. Water jug in one hand, cannon ramrod in the other.
    Molly Pitcher 2

    All History knows for sure about Molly Pitcher is that she was almost certainly not named “Molly”… or “Pitcher”. According to legend, her husband mans a field piece in the Continental Army.

    MOLLY: All the boys in the battery get frightfully parched in the heat of battle and good ol’ Molly does her best to keep ‘em cool.

    CRISPUS: She’s getting pretty sweaty herself.

    MOLLY: You just mind your gun, soldier.

    BARDO GUIDE: Suddenly, her husband is hit by a musket ball.

    STONEWALL: Damnation! The field piece is undermanned and will have to retreat.

    EMMA: But wait! Molly picks up the ramrod and takes her man’s position. The revolution will continue, regardless of sex.

    (A phone rings.)

    MOLLY: Battalion.

    AUDIE: This is Murphy. We’re under attack. I need artillery.

    MOLLY: I’m here for you.

    AUDIE: Give me smoke at nine-one-one, nine-eleven, nineteen ninety nine nine NINE NEIN!–

    MOLLY: –Roger that!

    AUDIE: –And tell those girls to shake the lead out.

    CRISPUS: How many Ivans?

    AUDIE: A thousand planes I can see, a couple million infantry.

    MOLLY: Dear God! How close?

    AUDIE: Close enough. Gimme that damned fire!

    MOLLY: Molly rams the round home!

    STONEWALL: And fire!

    (The cannon fires. A shell whistles in.)

    AUDIE: A squad of black pajamas disappears in a cloud of snow.

    MOLLY: How’s that?

    AUDIE: Good! But they’re closin’! Move 50 over and keep firing for effect.

    STONEWALL: Fire!

    (The cannon fires.)

    BARDO GUIDE (shouting over the fray): You’ve waited too long, bravely born. Now you’ve come to the place where all hell forever breaks loose.

    MOLLY: How close are they?

    AUDIE: 50 over, and keep blasting.

    STONEWALL: Fire!

    BARDO GUIDE: I tried to warn you. But you couldn’t resist.

    STONEWALL: Duty is ours, the consequences are God’s.

    MOLLY: How close are they now?

    AUDIE: 50 over. Keep it coming.

    HARRIET: Lawd, unharden Pharaoh’s heart, or put it in front of my bullet and I’ll soften it myself.

    STONEWALL: Fire!The Violence Bardo shooting mode

    MOLLY: How close are they?

    AUDIE: 50 over and keep firing for effect.

    STONEWALL: Fire!

    BARDO GUIDE: At the battle of Second Manassas, Jackson loses the tip of his left finger to a cannon ball.

    (Stonewall’s finger disappears.)

    MOLLY: How close are they to your position?

    AUDIE: Hold the phone; I’ll let ya chat with one of the bastards.

    CRISPUS: Man, get that knittin’ needle out my face.

    AUDIE: I check my machine gun for damage, then squeeze the trigger. The chatter of the gun is like sweet music. Three hadjis stagger and crumple in the snow.

    CRISPUS: Shot us… dead… for chunkin’ snowballs.

    EMMA: Never mind what Jesus said, fire fights—

    EMMA & STONEWALL (simultaneously): FIRE!

    (Loud crashing explosion.)

    AUDIE: My tank destroyer shudders under another direct hit.

    MOLLY: Are you still alive, my love?

    AUDIE: I think so. Correct fire: 50 over.

    I feed another belt into the machine gun and grab the trigger again, boring into anything that moves, slowly travers-ing the barrel.

    STONEWALL: You must kill them all. I do not want the enemy brave; I want him dead.

    AUDIE: Twelve bodies slump in a stack position. Methodically I give ‘em another thorough burst, and pick up the phone.

    Battalion, correct fire. 50 over.

    MOLLY: Are you all right, lover?

    AUDIE: I’m all right, Sergeant. What are your postwar plans? Just give me that fire.

    STONEWALL: Fire!

    BARDO GUIDE: At Chancellorsville, after being mistakenly shot by his own troops, Stonewall Jackson loses his arm to the surgeon’s saw.

    (Stonewall’s entire arm disappears.)

    He dies days later of pneumonia.

    STONEWALL: Two short months shy of the Battle of Gettysburg.

    (Stonewall disappears.)

    BARDO GUIDE: Do you mourn the loss of American gallantry? Well, snap out of it! There’s no time!

    AUDIE: The barrage lands within fifty yards of me. The shouting, screaming, cheese-eating, freedom-hating, evil-doers caught in it are silent now.

    Sergeant, this is my last change. Correct fire: 50 over; and keep firing for effect.

    MOLLY: 50 over? That’s your own position.

    AUDIE: I don’t give a damn. 50 over.

    (A shell whistles in for an eternity, then, instead of an explosion, utter silence. The bardo heroes freeze and the Bardo Guide steps into a special.)

    The Violence Bardo Unpacked 2

    BARDO GUIDE: Oh free and bravely born, you have passed through the Bardo of American Heroes of Violence. At any time you could have detached yourself from these visions, achieving perfect peace and enlightenment. But… you blew it. Hey, don’t feel so bad. Happens to the best of us, and the worst of us. Fact is, it pretty much happens to all of us. But it is surely now your fate to be reborn yet again in a world of violence.

    On behalf of the United States of Transcendence, I thank you for visiting. Please step carefully when exiting the bardo.

    (Blackout.)

  • Experimental Results

    Experimental Results

    I made a promise to myself a while back that if I was going to use the word “experiment” in association with my work as a theatre artist, I had to do so more like a scientist and less like some avant garde poser.  As I said in my earlier post “Putting the Fail back in “Experimental”: 

    Any actual scientist understands that true experiments have rules and consequences. Experiments are tests of hypotheses hoping to become theories; and theories, in order to prove useful, must be falsifiable.  In other words, true experiments by definition contain the possibility of failure.

    I would add that good scientists publish their results whether or not they find them gratifying.  And that’s exactly what I intend to do here and now regarding the experiment of publishing my play Ballard House Duet simultaneously with its recent world premiere.  (I enthusiastically explained my reasons for initiating this experiment here.)

    So as of this posting, here is how my sales break down by channel:

    Not a data/chart nerd like me?  Okay, here are my plain English conclusions:

    1. I have too much unsold inventory.  If I had listened to my publisher and ordered the number of books he recommended I’d be sitting on a mere 3% overhang now, which would have been right in the estimator’s sweet spot.
    2. “Show sales” was my strongest channel, which is gratifying, since offering the script simultaneously with performances was the main point of this effort.  If I did this again I would lean even more heavily into this channel: maybe invest in a more visually pleasing display than the cardboard box with the words “Scripts for Sale – $10” scrawled on the front of it in ballpoint pen.

    The bottom line is I turned a profit about three eBay sales ago.  I am now $19.59 richer for this experience; but based solely on the data, I would have to give myself a C +, since I moved only 78 % of my product. 

    Of course, it is much harder to quantify all the things I have learned from the experience, not to mention all the nerdy fun I have had.  Here’s a quick list:

    • People will buy scripts at a show, but they have to be reminded, in the pre-show speech and then again at intermission and after the show.  The display of scripts has to be prominent.  You have to make buying them easy and fun.
    • eBay is not the best means of selling a script on line.  It wound up costing me $2.31 out of every $10 script I sold on-line.  Given the cost of printing, that left me with very little margin to take any profit.  If it hadn’t been for show sales, with their much wider margin, I would still be bleeding red ink at this point.

    The best outcome of this experiment was, of course, the chance to talk about the experiment itself: to revisit the question of whether it makes sense to publish play scripts simultaneously with world premiere productions, and more specifically, whether it makes sense for a playwright to put up his own capital to do so. I would say the short answers to these questions are, “Yes, with some improvements in the process.” And “No, a playwright already banks enough when he or she antes up their play for staging.”

    Fellow playwright Joshua Conkel chimed in on Facebook to point out, “…In the U.K. it’s common to get the script at the show. It costs a few pounds and it also serves as the program…. Oberon Books does it. And then of course the script goes out to bookstores and all that. It’s great!”  Perhaps as Seattle grows as one of the nation’s hothouses for locally grown new theatre, it might behoove us as to explore a script sales model like the UK’s, though it should also be noted that the simultaneous publishing experiment has been run quite extensively here in decades past. Bret Fetzer explained in comments posted on my earlier blog:

    The experience of Rain City Projects — which published plays in conjunction with productions for over ten years… was that when the theater promoted selling the script, it succeeded, and when they didn’t, it didn’t. The single most significant factor, by an order of magnitude, was having someone hold up the script in a preshow speech and say “This is for sale in the lobby; if you enjoyed the show, we encourage you to buy the script.” Other approaches — such as plugging the script for sale in a program ad — had a fraction of the impact of a live preshow plug.

    Over time, theaters became less invested in promoting scripts. There was a trend away from preshow speeches, and even the theaters that still did them just wanted the speaker to say the essentials and get off the stage. Most of the theaters producing new plays were small, volunteer-run organizations, so there was no one to consistently make a plug for the script, and trying to educate a rotating crew of house managers about this was too much to accomplish on top of all the other stuff that had to get done. Everyone supported the idea of selling the scripts in the abstract, but in practice it fell by the wayside.

    But the main reason Rain City Projects stopped publishing individual scripts was that, as these were brand new plays getting their first production, a majority of playwrights learned a lot of new things and did significant rewrites after the production. Immediately the scripts were obsolete and the playwrights didn’t want them sold or distributed….

    My experience working with Original Works Publishing, eBay and Amazon Direct Publishing leads me to believe that new technologies and processes might allow theatres and playwrights to keep their inventory small and flexible enough to offer scripts, either in hard copy or electronically, such that some of the challenges Rain City Projects faced might now be mitigated. 

    One conclusion seems certain: folks who bought my script seem very pleased indeed to be able to own a permanent document  of an otherwise inherently ephemeral experience.  Theatre is fleeting, but perhaps we theatre artists could work a bit harder to bottle some of our volatile moonshine for future times.

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  • My Friend Goes to LA, Becomes Famous Raccoon, Returns to Seattle to Kill Philosophical Zombies

    My Friend Goes to LA, Becomes Famous Raccoon, Returns to Seattle to Kill Philosophical Zombies

    William Salyers and I met during Seattle’s fervent 90’s: a now hazy golden age when you could beg an actor like Paul Giamatti to be in your play workshop, or witness a writer like Karl Gajdusek premiere his deeply surreal, nearly inaccessible Dr.s F.s in the Terminal Ward twenty years before he would premiere his eminently accessible action series, The Last Resort, on national network television. So Bill Salyers and I already sort of knew each other from the scene when were forced by the exigencies of corporate temping into the close proximity of the licensing department of Northern Life Insurance. The two of us would blunt the boredom when we could by improvising various scenarios. I would open with something like:

    PAUL (best British Colonial Officer voice): Do you remember that time in the Congo when the battalion lost its way and we were forced to eat grubs?

    BILL (way better British Colonial Officer voice): Oh, yes. Sergeant Major Grubbs. Terribly good man. Such a pity.

    No one can match Bill for voices and improv.

    When I began writing my play Tuesday— a piece which I now, in retrospect, recognize as my first post-journeyman work— I could only manage to finish it by assuring myself that Bill would play the main character, Audie McCall. That development process, and culminating first production at AHA! Theatre, began a collaboration that lasted over the following 17 years, with Bill premiering the title role of my Louis Slotin Sonata at Circle X Theatre in LA and then playing it off-Broadway, then playing Walt Whitman among several other rolls in An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show, and then inhabiting the skin of the now real-life head of NIH, Francis Collins, in my play about the race to decode the human genome, The Sequence. And it’s not just my plays that Bill has helped to mid-wife. Having run the math, I am now convinced that William Salyers has participated in the world premieres of more plays than any other person currently on the planet. I am still waiting for someone to prove me wrong.

    While the size of the houses my plays premiere in has stayed, well, let’s say “cozy”, Bill has happily gone on to much wider success as a stage actor. For instance, he’s currently premiering Dan O’Brien’s The Body of An American at Portland Center Stage. Beyond the boards, Bill has achieved exponentially greater fame —the kind only Hollywood can offer— for work he’s done as a voice actor. I finally managed to impress my nephews with my show business connections when I told them that the guy who voiced Rigby the Raccoon on The Regular Show was my good friend. (Congratulations to Bill and everyone on TRS for their freshly won Emmy!)

    All this history is just my a long winded wind-up to telling you that Bill will once again be helping me bring a new play to life by playing the role of Simon in a very raw reading of my latest stab, Philosophical Zombie Killers, along with Susanna Burney, John Q. Smith and Amy Love.

    Here’s a sort of synopsis of the play:

    The graduate level seminar is about human consciousness. Or at least that’s what you thought when you signed up for it. Now someone’s telling you that you’re 45 years old and you’re dying. You certainly didn’t sign up for that. Now this alcoholic professor is asking you to explain consciousness to him. And this depressed ex-cop from Missouri is telling you about the epidemic of decapitations in Seattle. And this weird lady from Omnisoft just wants you to admit that there’s no such thing as consciousness and no such thing as you for that matter. Could she possibly be right? Might make dying easier. Who said you were dying?

    And here are the details:

    Who:       Susanna Burney, Amy Love, William Salyers and John Q. Smith

    What:     Philosophical Zombie Killers by Paul Mullin

    Where:   The Bathhouse Theater in Green Lake

    When:    October 15, 2012, 7pm

    How:      Pay what-you-will, including nothing at all. You’re doing us a favor by giving it a listen.

    Reserve seats at Brown Paper Tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/278468

    Zombie Bill

  • José Amador Calls Out Bardolatry

    Check out José Amador’s insightful and fun essay  over at the Seattlest examining our obsequious and unweened relationship with the works of William Shakespeare.  To his excellent points I would add an apologia for my own insolence in presuming to wright plays when, according to so many theatre canonophiles, all the great works have already been written.  However, I feel compelled to note sheepishly that that a few things have happened in human history since Shakespeare died.  And since he wasn’t able to address them, it is up to foolish mortals such as myself to give ‘em a whack.

    My own paltry stabs have included so far:

    I’m so sorry that Shakespeare couldn’t live forever to put these important issues in their proper blank verse perspective; but since all Golden Ages are, by definition, over, you’re stuck with the unlikely likes of me and others who pathetically soldier on at the art of dramatic writing, so clearly dead since 1616.

    ‘Tis true, ’tis pity,
    And pity ’tis ’tis true.

  • IBM and Microsoft, Sittin’ in a Tree

    IBM and Microsoft, Sittin’ in a Tree
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    While I have stated publically I hate being prescient, there are times when I don’t mind too much.  With the massive Occupy movements afoot I thought I should note that I was talking about the absurdities of Corporate Personhood long before it was popular.

    Check out this section of An American Book of the Dead*- The Game Show†.

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  • The Bardo of The Salted Wife

    The Bardo of The Salted Wife

    Is it possible to engender genuine horror in an audience through a live stage experience?  That is the standing question for this series of scripts, excerpts and essays which I will be posting throughout this  Halloween season.

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    Sometimes a piece of theatre is crafted specifically and solely as a work of horror.  In recent times, The Woman in Black leaps to mind, but we should also remember that the Grand Guignol in Paris was one of the most successful and longest running commercial theaters of all time. 

    More often, a play will contain components of horror while the larger story lands squarely in the territory of tragedy, e.g. Hamlet or MacBeth. And sometimes, but much more rarely, horror rears its head in a comedy, like my own reincarnation romp, An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show. It is early in the play, and things are cooking along nicely in full farce fashion, as game show host Blink Bodie yucks it up with contestants and Spokesmodels, when suddenly a solid wall of stylized terror stops the fun cold, and, ideally, disorients the audience enough that I can start to really —ahem—“muck” with them.

    Ripped right out of Howard Zinn’s  absolutely essential A Peoples History of the United States, this section is my attempt at staging one of the nastiest tidbits from our nation’s nascent colonization. This isn’t legend.  Zinn cites the Journals of the House of Burgesses of Virginia legislature for this piece of history. So it seems consuming others for one’s one survival and delectation is as old, if not older, as the idea of America itself.

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  • Joining Averroës’ Search

    Joining Averroës’ Search

    One of my favorite stories by Jorge Luis Borges is “Averroës’ Search”.  It’s not a very good story— Borges himself admits as much in a rather tortured apology that he tacks on at the end—but it’s a story about theatre—at least in part—and since it’s one of the only times Borges, a favorite of mine, touches on the art form that I have sunk so much of myself into, the short piece has become special to me.  I can approximate how many times I have read it by counting the different colors of pencils I have used to mark it up: dark blue, light blue, purple, green.

    The story opens with the great Islamic annotator of Aristotle lamenting the frequent appearance in the Poetics of two words  that, to a devout Muslim of the 12th Century, seem to have no meaning at all: “tragedy” and “comedy”. 

    He had come across them years earlier in the third book of the Rhetoric; no one in all of Islam could guess as to their meaning….  Yet the two arcane words were everywhere in the text of the Poetics—it was impossible to avoid them.

    In the very next paragraph Averroës takes a break from his work and looks down from his balcony. 

    …  There below, in the narrow earthen courtyard, half-naked children were at play.  One of them standing on the shoulders of another, was clearly playing at being a muezzin: his eyes tightly closed, he was chanting the muezzin’s monotonous cry,  There is no God but Allah.  The boy standing motionless and holding him on his shoulders was the turret from which he sang; another kneeling, bowing low in the dirt, was the congregation of the faithful.  The game did not last long— they all wanted to be the muezzin, no one wanted to be the worshippers or the minaret.

    For me, this is Borges at his best and most loveable: a great thinker imagining a great thinker struggling to imagine a concept that, in fact, palpably surrounds him.  As many of my friends who like to argue with me point out, theatre will always survive.  You literally cannot not have theatre.  But as Borges might counter, you can certainly have it without knowing you have it.  Perhaps that’s where we are heading.  The great Argentine did foretell the internet after all.

    Recently, in a fit of frustration that so many people seemed to miss the point of my recent post about playwrights not making a living from their plays while plenty of folks make one making theatre, I recently wrote the following self-pitying status on Face Book. 

    I somehow need to find a way to harness the average Seattle theatre artist’s endless enthusiasm for arguing into an actual force for change.

    Yes, we’re all smart. We’re all well read. We all know how to attack a straw man and cleverly defend the indefensible, but at what point do we decide we can do better and then take steps to do it?

    It’s a cliché, but it always applies: if not us, who? If not now, when?

    Maybe self pitying isn’t the right description.  Maudlin?  Mawkish?  In any case, a good friend and theatre colleague blithely chimed in: “Shut up and do a show.”  It’s good advice.  Well, again, advice isn’t really the right word.  No one telling you to shut up is giving you advice so much as dictating a directive, and a rather ironic one at that, since it’s impossible to tell someone to shut up without opening your mouth.  Still though, the person who said this has a largely gentle heart, and I know he would not want me to do anything I did not really want to do. 

    With the understanding that I did not have a lot of room to talk about Seattle theatre unless I was actually making Seattle theatre, I have been pushing pretty hard on producing over the last few years.  This spring I wrote and served as executive producer for The New New News: A Living Newspaper; a little over a year before that I served in the same capacities for It’s Not the the P-I: A Living Newspaper About a Dying Newspaper.  And before that there was The Ten Thousand Things at Washington Ensemble Theatre, The Don Juan Cult Concerto at NSCC, Tuesday and An American Book of the Dead- The Game Show at Annex Theatre.  Just listing those shows makes me smile and feel tired at the same time.  Boy, have I done some shows since coming back to Seattle in 2002!

    Now it’s 2011 and I have foundered on a fact that frightens me a bit and that I need to share with you.  I don’t want to put on another show.  Even if I did, I don’t have one.  It’s just not in me at the moment.  And I don’t know if it ever will be again.  (It feels like a long moment, frankly.)  I believe this is something that every theatre artist has to face at some point.  A future with no shows.  But just like Averroës, I will be surrounded by theatre whether I know it or not, whether I want it or not.  After all, isn’t the Intiman’s colossal failure a tragedy in the truest sense?

    So, with the understanding that one earns one’s right to speak about Seattle theatre by making Seattle theatre, I need to cash in for a while and keep my mouth shut.  I will still keep Just Wrought active, and still post here, but my advocacy for Seattle becoming a World Class theatre town, and all the kvetching and posturing that goes with it, is hereby retired indefinitely.

    It is time for me to shut up, sit back, and watch the show… as produced by others.

  • Lost and Found

    Lost and Found

    Circle X Theatre’s world premiere of An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show, designed by Gary Smoot, was the most visually evocative production of any show I have ever written.   The tableaus and scenic effects were so unique and so profoundly stunning that it’s damned near impossible to describe them in words.  So imagine how depressing it has been these nine years to think that the only two surviving images of the show were this…

    And this…

    Kevin Fabian as Blink and the spokesmodels (Jamie Bullock & Daniele O'Loughlin) from the Circle X Theatre World Premiere of An American Book of the Dead- The Game Show.

    Now don’t get me wrong: the incomparable Kellie Waymire ravishes us posing above as the troubled proto-supermodel Jacqui Potts*; and Blink Bodie (Kevin Fabian) flanked by his spokesmodels (Jamie Bullock & Daniele O’Laughlin) wrapped in Old Glory certainly hits the “American” part of the title on the nose.  On the other hand, not only do both shots fail to tell us anything novel about the show, they also, more importantly, don’t tell us what we don’t know about it, thus piquing our curiousity enough to maybe come see.  Compare them with this newly unearthed shot, again of Kellie as Jacqui…

    Kellie Waymire as Jacqui Potts in the all together.

    This not only screams “sex”, but “mystery”, “exposure”, and somehow, oddly, “death” itself.  If we had captioned this “Jacqui Potts about to enter the bardo realm by dropping acid and posing nude for the first time”, we might just have been able to get your butt in one of Circle X’s seats, mightn’t we?   Why we did not try to sell the show with the countless more evocative images than those first two, I will probably never know.  The fact is, however, that because those two shots were used for publicity, they alone survived.  Or so I thought for nearly a decade.

    A lot of life got lived between 2002 and now, and the rolls of film that all of us knew were captured in that meticulous marathon photo call somehow disappeared  somewhere along the way.  I confirmed the loss when I started blogging here at Just Wrought and wanted to write about how I love to work with designers as early as possible in the development process.  Even though I was living in New York City when I wrote ABOD and Gary Smoot lived in Los Angeles, we somehow managed to meet in Seattle over a long post-9/11 Thanksgiving weekend, and in the living room of Gary’s boss’s house we brainstormed ways to stage the bizarre effects I was imagining.

    I described the process in my essay on designers:

    We needed three isolation booths for the afterlife contestants.  I wanted something straightforward and on the nose, similar to the glass boxes they used in Twenty-One.  Naturally, Gary zagged off my zig.  We went through a lot of ideas, including bubble packs for life-sized action heroes, file cabinets and morgue drawers.  Finally he landed on simple genius, and of course had the skill and the luck to bring it together:  three identical, perfectly white refrigerators, with plastic magnet letters to spell out each enclosed contestant’s name. When the intense gelled Fresnels were focused on them, the white surface utterly transformed into whatever deeply saturated color the lighting designer chose to call up.  The “contestents” blithely climbed in and out of them, emerging unexpectedly from one after entering another, like so many peas in a karmic shell game.  For the audience the layers of meaning dawned almost imperceptibly but no less forcefully for that: the three fridges were uniquely American icons of consumption, comfort, death and banality all at once, and as they were signifying these things, it was also obvious that they were nothing more or less than refrigerators, or isolation booths, or maybe some vast gentle joke played on everyone from patron to playwright.  When Gary’s designing the sense of play never leaves the play, even if the play involves death at its very core.

    When I wrote that I had no reason to believe anyone would ever again be able to see what I was trying to describe.  When I called Gary to ask if he had captured any photos for his own records, he said he might have, but that he would have to dig for them when he had some free time.  That’s Smoot code for, “It ain’t gonna happen.”  Gary never has free time.  Even so, a few months later he told me he had looked and hadn’t find anything.  Now we were both bummed.

    Then, a few months later, I was on the phone with Tim Wright, the current Artistic Director of Circle X, pitching him a new script when a mini-miracle occurred.  Tim casually mentioned that he had the ABOD production shot negatives and if I wanted, he would send them to me!  The rest was logistics.  This past week I got the negs developed to digital at a respectable mom and pop photo shop, and spent most of Saturday uploading the images to Flickr and Face Book and tagging them with the names of old friends.*    I smiled all day as folks involved with the production chimed in to say hello, share memories,tag more photos and grab shots for the profile pics.

    So you wanna see those fridges, and how well they worked?  Well, in lieu of a few thousand words, here’s a few pictures…

     Barry goes into the isolation booth Tommy Hennessy mourns  Surge gets a Karma inversion Tanya squares off with Surge

     The Rat Pack in the Bardo of Louie Prima 4

    *Deep inside information:  It is a testament to Kellie’s wide-spectrum of talent and tireless dedication that she also helped to sew and hang the sumptuous red curtain behind her in this shot.

    Not to mention death: Kellie Waymire died in 2003.

    *You can enjoy the full set on Flickr, here… 

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  • Smucker, Smoot and Lilienthal on Early Collaboration, Prosceniums and Dream Spaces

    Smucker, Smoot and Lilienthal on Early Collaboration, Prosceniums and Dream Spaces

    The fifth in a series of essays entitled:
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    My original plan was to dedicate two essays in this ongoing series, Towards a World Class Theatre, to the crucial role that design plays– or should play– in the development of new work for the stage.  The thesis of the first was to be pretty safe and straightforward: designers and playwrights should begin collaborating as early in the process as possible, something which is, if not actively discouraged by the monolithic regional theatre/MFA mediocracy, well then certainly almost universally ignored.  I pre-ranted a bit about this in “Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter”:

    This sort of intimate relationship between playwright and set-wright is generally frowned upon in today’s play development superstructure.  The alternative model forcefully defended at your favorite regional theater goes something like this: you go to your MFA program, I go to mine.  If, based on the recommendation of the well-known playwright who runs my MFA program, said regional theater decides to develop my play, said theater will assign me the MFA grad designer recommended to them by the  top-tier MFA design school, most assuredly not the same school as the playwriting program.  It is all very polite and respectable, like an arranged marriage without the hot stranger sex.  In the very respectable League of Regional Theatres (LORT), playwrights have no business consorting with designers, let alone taunting them into being brilliant.

    The second essay, which I hoped to call “Good Friend for Jesus Sake Forbeare and Never Build another Proscenium Stage” would proffer an equally straightforward, though perhaps more superficially controversial argument: prosceniums suck.  “How sad it is,” I would have said, “That this vestige of a relatively narrow historical window still needlessly constrains the presentation of plays, imposing a fatuous ‘fourth wall’ where none had previously existed.”  One excellent actor, provoked by just this provisional title, wrote me privately to lodge his indignant pre-protest: “Particularly interested in some of these future essays.  Personally I like proscenium stages– very much.”  This simple statement hints at the multifarious underlying pathologies of modern American theatre that the proscenium either perpetrates or participates in.  My imaginary reply to my eminent colleague would be:

    1. Of course you like prosceniums.  You were trained to perform on them because prosceniums so egregiously outnumber any other stage plan, especially in League of Resident Theatres (LORT) houses across the country, but even more especially on Broadway.  Acting conservatories and the cannon itself are unnaturally and unhealthily skewed toward enabling this awkward and fundamentally disabling 19th century model.
    2. Of course you like prosceniums.  They allow you a distance from your audience which is most comfortable for you, given your training and preference for self-centric acting techniques.
    3. Who cares if you like prosceniums?  Can we please move away from doing theatre that we as artists prefer at the expense of what the audience needs?  I know you like chewing through Mamet dialogue and Shakespeare soliloquies, but can’t even you see that audiences have had it with our self-indulgence?  Rather than watching you feel it, they want to feel it themselves.  What a concept! 

    In this now never-to-be-written essay, my basic point would have been, let movies languish, locked in flat proscenium shadow boxes, conning their market targets with ersatz “3D”, while we blow audiences away actually dancing through all four dimensions.

    However, as I began reaching out for quotes to sprinkle into these two essays I made some rather startling discoveries.  First, designers actually know a lot more about design than I do, and what’s more they can talk about it a lot more eloquently.  (Writers hate it when putative non-writers out-write them.)  Another uncomfortable realization was that certain collaborators of mine, whom I assumed aligned perfectly with my views on the subject, actually diametrically disagree.  (See below Gary Smoot’s cogent defense of the proscenium.)  In the end I thought it wiser to let them speak for themselves.

    So without further invective ado, here they are, answering the same questions I asked each of them, along with some interspersed introduction to their work.

    MULLIN: How crucial do YOU feel an early, robust relationship be-tween playwright and designer(s) to be? I.e. am I full of shit and if so, why?

    MATTHEW SMUCKER: An early relationship seems like a swell idea. But in my experience, it isn’t the typical model of how plays get made. My primary interaction is usually with the director, who serves as a conduit of playwright’s vision but often also as a buffer. They are the chief interpreter, whether they fancy themselves auteur or consensus builder or cat herder or usually somewhere in-between. The times when I truly have felt the “early, robust relationship” with a playwright, it has been with a playwright directing the play they have written/are writing. And this has been great—I see my responses to early drafts (or to source material, if it is an adaptation) mutate and become fully integrated into the final creation. The play on stage is better because the collaboration is deeper. If the hypothetical playwright and director are separate individuals, it seems like the real robust relationship that should be proposed is not just playwright/designer, but rather playwright/company. In this case “company” constitutes all of the interpretive artists—director, actors, designers. The playwright isn’t just writing for an abstract actor/director/designer, but with them.

    The one playwright’s work I always see early is my wife’s. And if you asked her, she would certainly second your opinion that a robust playwright/designer relationship is a fruitful thing. (And that isn’t meant just as a childbearing pun.) One big reason for that is that designers are by nature kick-ass dramaturges. We (and in my “we” I include all set, lighting, costume, sound, and projection designers, plus the occasional puppeteer) are already keyed into how a play flows and its emotional beats. We pick apart character arcs and create imagined back-stories. We do deep research into period and culture and geography. We think big picture. We ask hard questions. We distill research data to its essence. Our job is to understand the bones of a script and bring it to life visually. So of COURSE we are good dramaturges—and for that matter we are dramaturges who actually have to make something real happen on stage, perhaps making us better at dramaturgy than “real” dramaturges.

    GARY SMOOT:  I’m not sure if I would use the word crucial. I think it really depends on the team. A lot of times the playwright is dead, so you can’t really have a relationship with them.  Then it becomes the director or artistic director subbing in for the playwright.  That’s probably why people like Shakespeare, because they don’t have to fuck around with the dumb playwright.  It so depends on who the two people are.  And it depends on the rules that are set up for that relationship. With some writers too much involvement can water things down, turn everything beige; and, new work excluded, a lot of the time writers aren’t available. Part of good design is solving problems and sometimes it involves more creativity than others. A good designer should be able to take everything from the page, and from his or her own research.  Too much planning can sometimes kill a project. There is a lot to be said for the connections we form from external forces. I think the entire process can grow from resolving problems along the way.  The trick is that I don’t want to be a writer ( who would?… oh … sorry…) and I don’t want the writer (or director for that matter, but that’s a whole new conversation) to design.

    You and I have that fun relationship sometimes where you’ll push me, give me something that you know can’t be done and then see what kind of interesting solution I come up with to the problem: we work on problems that create other problems or new directions to go in; but most people just want to know that it can be done.

    ETTA LILIENTHAL: I spent a summer working at the O’Neill Playwriting Conference where the original idea was for designers to interact with playwrights early in their writing process.  It was a transformative experience for both parties!  In many cases the playwright thought they were communicating one thing regarding the space of the environment, and the designers read something totally different.  I also recently had the pleasure of being instrumental in the process of creating a new play based on transcribed interviews.  The influence of the designers toward the body of the writing was palpable in the final script.  I felt hugely rewarded by the process and the design work that resulted. 

    Matthew Smucker’s designs are enjoyed throughout Seattle, in all three of the Big Houses, plus that bigger than big ‘un, The 5th Avenue, where he recently designed the set for Candide).  However, his work is not limited to those venerable institutions.  New Century Theatre’s production of Orange Flower Water and Book-It Rep’s Night Flight benefited from his designs.  I particularly enjoyed his design for ACT’s production of Sarah Ruhl’s Eurydice, even though I do not care for the play itself, a prime example of American theatre’s current scourge: plays for, by and about Upper Westsiders.  Smucker’s diving board, however, so grittily realistic, soared to the mythological  as it simultaneously evoked aspiration and menace.  It almost single-handedly salvaged the evening for me.  Such is the power of powerful design. For his consistently outstanding work, Smucker has won a Seattle Times Footlight Award and has been named one of “Seattle’s Best” by The Seattle Weekly

    MULLIN: How do you feel about the proscenium stage?  Do you enjoy designing for it? Why? If not, why not? Are there other plans you enjoy more?

    SMUCKER: First off, let me say that I do very much enjoy designing for a proscenium. It’s great for big epic stage pictures, deep pictorial space and your classic bits theatrical trickery. That said, I would be very disappointed if that was the only type of venue I got to work in. (Fortunately, it’s not.) If I had to pick my favorite venue configuration, I’d have to say I’m kinda a sucker for theatre in the round. The Seattle venue where I think I’ve had my greatest personal artistic success is ACT’s arena space.  I love the intimacy.  I love the paradox of “real” sculptural staging in the patently “unreal” environment of visible viewers. (Of course this unreality is a part of all theatre by definition… suspension of disbelief blah blah, but arena staging tackles this tension head-on by being more real and more fake simultaneously.) I love that any play conceived by a playwright for a proscenium instantly becomes similar to staging a new play because precedents are thrown out the window. One has to re-conceptualize all the rote proscenium-based stage directions (as it seems like 95% of scripts get wrought with the proscenium in mind) and re-invent them for a very different way of making stage pictures.

    The proscenium is the classic form of 18th and 19th century theatre. The specific relationship between audience and performer in a proscenium has long since been co-opted and improved on by cinema, by television, by videogame. You look through the magic rectangle and see a simulated reality on the other side. One is distanced and divided from that performance by the proscenium’s formality.

    There can be a real sameness to proscenium houses, and therefore a default type of problem solving. This leads to a sameness in the designer’s responses to it, as well as the director’s and actor’s choices in it. This sameness works in the favor of the big ol’ national tour and the special event that doesn’t rely on a response to location, but it eliminates the quirkiness of unique local environments. The quirkier the theatre-space, the more responsive the design needs to be, and the more innovative and “local” the results will become.

    SMOOT:  I prefer the proscenium. It is really an iconic model.  It sets up the “I’m about to see a play” feeling in an audience member. I also feel that sometimes in theater people are always looking for novelty. And that alone doesn’t make a play better. I think sometimes being clever can steal the focus.  If some things stay traditional, it is easier to pick moments to really make a production sing.  It is easier to break the rules if they are known to most of the audience.  It is also a little more controlled. That is really my own preference. I have seen great and terrible shows in all forms of staging.

    LILIENTHAL: The proscenium stage is a double edged sword.  It is one of the most classically formal theatrical spaces, and is both limiting and freeing in its organization.  I tend not to prefer designing on this type of stage as I am more interested as a designer in including the audience in the environment I am creating rather than creating a window for them to view something in.  However it is very easy to create illusion in this kind of space.  My preference is a open black box theater with movable seating.  This kind of arrangement allows me to create multiple relationships with the space to the audience members and allows for a completely inclusive environment.  It is also the least theatrical arrangement of space which I find is helpful in allowing people to relax their predisposed inhibitions and expectations to the theater experience.

    I was first introduced to Etta Lilienthal’s work when she agreed to join an already underway production team for the world premiere of The Ten Thousand Things at Washington Ensemble Theatre.  It turned out that her style, both personally and artistically, was so categorically different from mine that she was able to create a world—more accurately, a “multi-verse”— for the play that went light-years beyond anything I could possibly envision.  For me this is the crucial essence of playwright/designer collaboration.  Good designers are inspired by playwrights.  Great designers turn that equation around, and inspire good plays toward greatness.

    Elise Hunt as Yew in Washington Ensemble Theatre's world premiere of THE TEN THOUSAND THINGS, set design by Etta Lilienthal, photo by Jessica Trundy.

    What I loved best about Etta’s set was its permeability into the audience’s world, not just in the obvious example, pictured above, wherein Yew (as played by Elise Hunt) draws a circle of enchantment in the actual peat, (the reach aroma of which pervaded the entire theatre) but also more nuanced effects, like the changing natural light in the back window, which opened out onto the sky above the alley behind the Little Theatre, creating a subtle effect during the beginning of the show as the midsummer twilight faded, but also another mind-blowing surprise at the end, when Yew finally finds what she’s looking for.

    For more on Etta’s work and bio, you can check out her site here.

    MULLIN: If someone told you big money was being raised for a medium sized space in Seattle, what would you suggest we build and why?

    SMUCKER: Build a large scale flexible blackbox space with easily reconfigurable seating. Remake a found space that oozes character, keeping that character intact. Don’t flatten out the quirkiness when turning it into a performance venue. Give it a fully trapped floor with deep traproom. Give it a decent flyspace and hanging points above the lighting grid. Make the relationship between audience and performer a required choice, not a default.

    SMOOT:  I think flexibility is a good thing and serves the most interests. Simple things like: no columns in the middle of the stage, cross around opportunities, high ceilings for at least two levels and lighting, bathrooms that aren’t onstage.  Good acoustics, big enough doors to actually load a set in… That sort of thing. Also the size is important. I know  budgets need to be met, but a crowded house is always better than a vast empty one.  Location is really important.  It’s nice to have a theatre where there’s a pedestrian environment already.  It might be cool to have it in an airplane hanger somewhere, but it’s nice to have it where there’s a restaurant, all those things that aren’t necessary but do make it easier for people to get there and want to be.

    LILIENTHAL: Going further with my response above, my suggestion for a new space would be a multi-space black box theater, similar to the REDCAT Theater that was recently built in LA for CalArts theatre students to design in the city proper.  I believe this kind of architecture and the creative use of space it elicits is the new future of theater.  For a design team and a director to be able to choose where and how the audience is viewing the work is the last layer of the theatrical experience that is hardly ever utilized.  Therefore movable seating, a flexible lighting grid & high ceiling, a trapped floor, and a balcony surround are the elements key in the new theater space I would design for Seattle.

    Gary Smoot and I began our designer/playwright relationship after having been friends already for at least half a decade.  I consider it a horror of history that I cannot show you the design idea that I think most epitomizes his work.  It was for my play An American book of the dead – The Game Show.  We needed three isoimagelation booths for the afterlife contestants.  I wanted something straightforward and on the nose, similar to the glass boxes  they used in the 1950’s t.v. gameshow Twenty-One.  Naturally, Gary zagged off my zig.  After storming through a lot of tentative ideas, including bubble packs for life-sized action heroes, file cabinets and morgue drawers, he finally landed on simple genius; and of course had the skill and the luck to bring it together:  three identical, perfectly white refrigerators, with plastic magnet letters to spell out each enclosed contestant’s name. When the intense gelled Fresnels were focused on them, the white surface utterly transformed into whatever deeply saturated color the lighting designer chose to call up.  The actor “contestants” blithely climbed in and out, emerging unexpectedly from one after entering another, like so many peas in a karmic shell game.  For the audience the layers of meaning dawned almost imperceptibly but no less forcefully for that: the three fridges were  consumption, comfort, death and banality all rolled together in a uniquely American triptych icon;  but even as they were evoking these ideas, it was also bluntly obvious that they were nothing more nor less than refrigerators, or isolation booths, or maybe some vast gentle joke played on everyone from patron to playwright.  When Gary’s designing, the sense of play never leaves the play, even if the play involves death at its very core. 

    Apparently all design photos from the world premiere of An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show are lost, proving that even the most brilliant designer can prove himself a piss-poor archivist.  Since I cannot give you those fridges, I will give you something completely Smootly different.  Not a design by Gary, but a fever dream.  During the ramp up to the premiere of The Sequence at the Theatre @ Boston Court, Gary would send me these collages like scraps tossed to starving dog, teasers to give me some idea of how he was lining up to attack.  Call it an extended enlightened short hand he developed for allaying my anxieties.  By showing me images like this, he not so much indicated what the set will look like— Gary’s sets do not customarily look like anything so much as they behave—but rather what it would feel like to watch the show.

    Dream sketch for the world premiere THE SEQUENCE by Gary Smoot

    I came to playwriting as an actor, and so sometimes I too easily shrug off the actor’s gift.  Partly that is due to a deep-rooted belief that we show people praise ourselves at our peril, but I know I should try to be more respectful.  Only actors outrank playwrights in the seniority of the theatrical tradition.  Directors did not come into existence until the 19th Century.  Artistic directors not until the 20th.  When it comes to designers, however, I doubt I will ever overcome my awe for the artists who can translate from their vision what I literally cannot even begin to imagine.  People often ask me, “What did you picture in your head when you wrote this scene?” thus forcing me again and again to sheepishly admit, “I don’t picture anything.  I just hear it.  I leave the picturing to my betters.”  I am blessed– we are all blessed– to have these three working in our world and doing the heavy lifting of our dreaming.

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