Just Wrought

Recovering playwright, once won a STRANGER Genius Award for theater. Now writing a bloated novel about… G-d help me! Theatre.

Category: Locally Grown Plays

  • Curtain Speech for FourPlay – June 11, 2010

    So often the direction of my words is page to stage that when I had this opportunity to go the other way, I could not pass it up. So without further introduction, here, transcribed, is the curtain speech I gave for last Friday night’s performance of FourPlay: original works penned by four of Seattle’s emerging playwrights.  (I am also including a link to the sound file at the end of this post, so that you listen to the actual speech if you care to.)

    Hi everybody.  My name is Paul Mullin and I’m a playwright here in Seattle.  And I asked permission to record my little speech to you here tonight.  I hope that’s okay with you guys.  (I’ll set that right there.  I hope I don’t walk on it. … I better pull out my notes.)

    First of all, if you have a cell phone please turn it off.  Especially in a place this small we can even hear like the little bleeps and bloops.  It’s just distracting to everybody involved.  So thanks for that.

    So Jesse Putnam—and I think he’s here—there he is—is the producer of this piece, and about, I don’t know how many months ago (he’s a former student of mine) he wrote me an email and said, “You know, Paul, I want to produce some theatre.  I got the itch.  I’m thinking about some Pinter plays, or I’m thinking about maybe producing just all new work by emerging playwrights.  What do you think I should do?”  And before I could even get back to him he wrote me and said, “I decided I’m going to go with doing the four new playwrights.”  Which was what I was going to tell him to do.  So good choice.

    And with that in mind, thank you for being here.  You are on the right side of what is right now a very important and pretty avidly fought struggle for the heart and soul of theatre here in Seattle.  Basically there [are] two camps.  One camp thinks that theatre is so precious that it needs to be preserved at any cost.  And then there’s another camp that thinks that theatre doesn’t need any preservation at all.  It just needs perpetration.  Because theatre will always survive.  It’ll even survive these humiliating, soul-sucking, debilitating attempts of the first camp to preserve it.  It’ll survive productions of Glengarry Glen Ross dressed up as a cogent response to the recent mortgage meltdown when the play’s not about that at all and the ironic fact is the recent mortgage meltdown that so drastically affected our country had its epicenter about a mile that way [pointing west] at the WaMu Tower in downtown Seattle.  It’ll survive productions of plays called Rock and Roll set in London and Czechoslovakia, when rock and roll was born in America and the most recent, most important wave of rock and roll had its epicenter in… Seattle.

    So theatre doesn’t need preservation.  Trying to preserve theatre is like yelling at a bunch of kids to “Have Fun!”  We just have to produce theatre, because theatre is produce.  And you can freeze it, and you can can it, and you can genetically modify it so that it has a really long shelf life and can survive distant trips from places like New York and London but we all know that produce is best when it’s fresh and it’s local and it’s organic, like the theatre you’re going to see tonight.

    So if you think what you’re about to see is precious, I would say you should probably just go home, because they just made it.  It’s straight out of the still.  It hasn’t aged in an oak cask.  Okay?  And if you’re here because you think what you’re about to see is important, I gotta ask you, how would you know that?  They just made it.  In fact … no one will know if what you see tonight is important for so long that by the time they know, it won’t  be important anymore.  So it’s a lot like life like that.  Was today important to you?  How do you know?  What you know is that you lived through it.  And it was important in that, right?  And you’re going to live through this… hopefully.

    And I hope you enjoy it.

    FourPlay Curtain Speech – June 11, 2010 by Paul Mullin

  • Put Grudges on your Calendar

    Put Grudges on your Calendar

    Just wanted to give Seattleites advanced warning that there will be a reading of my very latest play, Gossamer Grudges at  the Seattle Repertory Theatre* on Tuesday, June 8 at 7 pm in the PONCHO Forum.

    For over a hundred years Gossamer Holdings has delivered faithfully on its simple pledge: “We hold grudges, so you don’t have to.”  Times, however, have changed, and Horatio Gossamer knows that in this “go big or go home” world, the family firm must grow or die.

    Gossamer Grudges is a fast, funny, furious six-actor comedy with its feet firmly planted in classic farce and its head swimming in the intoxicating clouds of instantaneous celebrity, money, and sex.

    We will have an amazing cast amazingly directed, and maybe, just maybe the play will be worth hearing.  I have been working on the idea for over three years.  Farce is easily the most difficult form I have ever attempted. So please come because I’m going to have lots of questions on how to make this bird sing.

    This reading series is co-sponsored by the Rep’s New Play Program and Northwest Playwrights Alliance.  Special thanks to Jerry Manning, Braden Abraham and Bryan Willis for making this program possible, and letting a pain-in-the-ass like me participate.

    *Yes, they’re letting me in the building.

  • Notes from a Pure Success

    This past Monday night the Sandbox Artists Collective held its Spring Salon, An Ensemble Playground, with member actors reading short plays that member playwrights had written specifically for them, with an added twist that each playwright had to use seven of ten words assigned by another participating playwright.  I know that the trope “honor and pleasure” gets thrown around a lot, but in this case, my experience of being the member sponsor for this salon was unequivocally both, and you can add “thrill” and a “joy” to the mix, since the whole process reminded me a bit of childhood Christmases, when making presents ran a close second to the fun of opening them.

    I jotted some notes which I share with you here, mostly roughhewn:

    Preshow

    • People are wandering in, enjoying the food, wine and cookies.  Some Sandboxers, but other folks too, including– god help us all!– young people interested in fresh and locally grown plays.
    • 7:10, everyone is still eating, drinking, chatting, playing pinball machines and getting to know one another, which was the primary intent of this salon so I’m reluctant to get things started.

    Play One

    • Anita Montgomery’s  “The Ties that Bind”
    • Early it dawns that Leslie Law and Peter Dylan O’Connor are playing sister and brother, and it’s perfect.  Not only do they convincingly look the parts but their interaction is laced with that particular pain that only a brother and sister grown apart suffer.
    • Is this great acting, great writing, great casting?  Well, the writing essentially is the casting, so . . .
    • Fold in Dave Natale as the palpably estranged  step-brother, again pitch perfect, and the brilliance builds, blissfully untraceable to any single artist in the process, the way great theatre should be?

    Play Two

    • Ki Gottberg’s “Felt”
    • Leaps straightaway from the precipice of “qualia” one of Ki’s ten assigned words (by me: full disclosure).
    • Richard Ziman, gamely filling in for Shawn Belyea, plays a lovable pompous philandering pendant, bookended by his wife (Tracy Hyland) and his young lover (Renata Friedman).
    • Again the voices are pitch perfect.  Even the silences with which both Tracey and Renata charge the beginning of the piece seem written particularly for them. 
    • Ki writes four roles actually, gamely making full thematic use of the yet-to-be born Hyland baby Tracy so gracefully carries.
    • The arc of the piece, launching in absurdist comic verbosity gently lofts into a bitter-sweeter, clearer atmosphere and touches down so gently in shared humanity.  Maybe we can share our experiences, our “qualia”.
    • So exciting to see another playwright attack a subject I have longed to approach and do it so differently and successfully. 

    Play Three

    • “The Eulogy” by Elizabeth Heffron
    • Immediately we know that Mik Kuhlman, Lori Larsen and Seanjohn Walsh are siblings.  Siblings again! and also death, as they’re at a funeral: Anita’s characters were at a viewing.
    • Elizabeth clearly knows each of her actors so well that she can trust them with just enough dialogue to nail the moment without overdrawing it.   
    • The local references to a Ballard and a sex besotted Scandinavian parking lot king has the audience eating out of the palm of Elizabeth hands.  They can taste freshness, like eating a salmon they just watched being pulled out of the locks.

    Play Four

    • “Satsuma” by me, featuring Rik Deskin and Gin Hammond. 
    • Again the performers find their characters’ voices like virtuoso’s picking up their favorite fiddle
    • And  again, it’s siblings.  What’s with the synchronicity?  Is it that many of us in the Sandbox have known each other for so long that we see each other as brothers and sisters?  Or is it, like Lori Larsen suggests in the talkback, just some Jungian archetype that happens to  be floating for the moment in the collective ether.  Either way, it seems like a phenomenon uniquely connected to the immediacy of the work.

    Afterwards, we all agree we have to do something like this again.  The theatrical potentialities unleashed in the fusion of local playwrights with local actors with local audiences are just too powerful to ignore or leave untapped.   I know the Big Houses are busy staying alive, but they need to ask themselves why they are not more actively engaged in this uniquely fertile process.  There’s surviving and then there’s thriving, and Monday night felt like the latter to me. 

    And not just me.  Every person in that room felt it. That’s the singular beauty of theatre.  At its best, there’s nothing singular about it.

  • Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter

    Theatre Takes Place: Why Locally Grown Plays Matter
    The second in a series of essays entitled:
    Towards a World Class Theatre

    Some truths are so self-evident that they can suffer outrageous neglect.  One such is that theatre takes place in places.  There is nothing virtual about it.  Theatre takes place.  In four dimensions: one of time, three of space. (Not even my fancy film friends can do that.)  So it matters where you originally make a play.  Over the last few years I have been having conversations about this subject with my fellow theatre professionals in Seattle: directors, actors, managing and artistic directors, and even arts editors at newspapers; and I have been surprised at how many of them have trouble understanding this fundamental fact of our art form.

    The Lone Playwright Fallacy

    When it comes to art, I’m an amoralist. Just because it’s new and local doesn’t mean it should get produced. If it’s new and local and good, then fuck yes. If it’s new and local and crap and we’ve got a script that’s new and from Missoula and good, then… I choose Missoula. Or New Orleans. Or wherever.

    This quote is from a local theatre critic’s email exchange with me.  He is suffering from what I call the “The Lone Playwright Fallacy”: the noir filmic image of the archetypal writer holed up in a dank unfurnished flat in the middle of a nihilistic nowhere, supplied only with a carton of cigarettes, a quart of scotch (smudged tumbler optional) and a finicky Underwood.  Our dramatist labors in decrepit solitude until he has a complete masterpiece, dog-eared and smeary, which he then wraps in butcher’s paper and tosses over the transom of the nearest literary agency or regional theatre office.  (He looks a lot like a cliché novelist, doesn’t he?  Why does everyone want to make playwrights into novelists?) 

    My email reply to my critic pal:

    Plays aren’t novels or paintings.  Just as in biology the myth of the parthenogenic clone is bogus because all genetic material requires an enveloping substrate of organic “soup” in order to replicate, plays require actors, designers, spaces, audiences, and, yes (god help me) maybe even directors, in order to mature beyond the embryonic.  It’s the reason I have to climb on a plane to LA or NY whenever I want to have a proper workshop with professionals.  This notion that they just appear from “Missoula or New Orleans” is a falsehood convenient for ignoramus artistic directors.  But you of all people need to know better.

    This critic and I have a very loving relationship.

    Locally Grown Throughout History

    Glancing back through the canon, we realize that this myth is belied by the fact that our favorite dramatists almost always worked intimately with a coterie of actors and other artists for whom, and with whom, they tailored their plays.  Shakespeare built his best title roles for Richard Burbage; Moliere cast himself as the Imaginary Invalid, Chekhov’s writing for the stage was reworked and enhanced under Stanislavski’s direction, and Bertolt Brecht had wife and leading lady as a two-for-one- in Helene Weigel, the original Mother Courage.  Working with the same actors and directors, over and over, helps build up trust and a shorthand that allows a playwright to go deeper and farther, faster.  It locks down the fundamentals of collaboration so that greater innovations are possible.

    Beyond palling around with actors and directors, I was curious what other “locally grown” benefits a Shakespeare or Marlowe might have enjoyed;  so I asked my friend and fellow playwright, Louis Broome  (my go-to expert in all things Elizabethan) to weigh in. “Shakespeare”, he says “Had no choice but be locally grown.  London was the world. The King’s Men could only exist so long as they were relevant to their audience.”  (Relevance to their audience, what a concept!) 

    Louis goes on:

    What’s different now, and what sucks, is that Seattle Rep’s audience is their donor base, not the public at large.   Everything about a non-profit theatre is defined by its donors. When it comes to new plays, the Rep’s hands are tied because a non-profit donor base has zero tolerance for risk. Risk isn’t built into their culture. They have no experience managing risk.  Producing a new work by a playwright or director of note, or a work guaranteed to move to NY, carries no risk. There’s no downside.  In Elizabethan England it was impossible for plays to be anything other than a local or regional event.  Playwrights entertained and earned revenue from a relatively small pool of ticket buyers by writing a great number of plays.  The emphasis in Elizabethan London was on writing plays that put the same butts into the same seats over and over again….

    Local Collaboration – It Ain’t Just for Actors

    Over the last decade and a half my own Burbage– the primary actor that served as a siphon on the far end of my personal play development pipeline– has been the actor William Salyers, a relationship that still runs deep and strong.  (For some flavor of it, you can click here.)  But it is worth mentioning other ways that local collaboration can lead to uniquely successful theatre.  Without the designer Gary Smoot I would never have written at least three of my last five plays.  Gary and I had been close friends for years before he began designing for my plays, stunning everyone in 1999 with his evocative minimalistic masterpiece set for the world premiere of Louis Slotin Sonata.

    Gary raises to a rarefied art form the long-standing tradition of designers crossing out  and ignoring stage directions.  I always say that if there is a way Gary can get out of building something, he will find it and make the absence brilliant.  By the time we got to attempting the world premiere of An American Book of the Dead – The Game Show, I was openly taunting him, demanding an arsenal of increasingly lethal weapons from American History to be used every time a contestant spun the infamous Bardo Wheel.  Starting with a Powhattan tomahawk, I quickly worked my way up to a civil war cannon, then a flame thrower, and finally my coup de grâce, a “Tomahawk” ICBM missile, to be launched onstage.  Smoot took the demands in stride, even though I would hector him daily running up to tech week:  “I want those weapons, Gary.  You can cross out all the stage directions you want but I still call them out in the dialogue.”  “Oh, we’ll make it work,” was all he’d say.  And he did, by painstakingly handcrafting overnight shipping boxes the exact size and shape of each piece.  Every night, before each scene, whatever weapon was called for, the box was pumped full of thick stage smoke which would, after the package  pieces were pulled apart on stage, momentarily hold the shape of the weapon and then dissipate.  From there it was up to the audience to manipulate the meta-object within the space of in their collective imagination.  It was a brilliant, engaging, unique, and uniquely theatrical solution, which could only be arrived at through a close and contentious relationship between designer and playwright, bothering each other in the same room together.

    This sort of intimate relationship between playwright and set-wright is generally frowned upon in today’s play development superstructure.  The alternative model forcefully defended at your favorite regional theater goes something like this: you go to your MFA program, I go to mine.  If, based on the recommendation of the well-known playwright who runs my MFA program, said regional theater decides to develop my play, said theater will assign me the MFA grad designer recommended to them by the  top-tier MFA design school, most assuredly not the same school as the playwriting program.  It is all very polite and respectable, like an arranged marriage without the hot stranger sex.  In the very respectable League of Regional Theatres (LORT), playwrights have no business consorting with designers, let alone taunting them into being brilliant.

    But Wait!  There’s more!

    Sure, the most compelling argument for locally grown plays is the uniquely superior product you arrive at when you work with a talented team over a long-term collaboration.  But in the immortal words of Ron “Ronco” Popeill, that’s not all!  You also get:

    • Local actors evolving a better understanding of how their contribution to the long tradition of our art form can be generative as well as interpretive. 
    • Local theatre-goers evolving a better understanding of how plays get made and how audiences can participate in the process, not just as consumers but as co-developers with a stake in improving the product.
    • Local board members evolving a better understanding of their roles as patrons of the arts.  We need not look further than the embarrassing example of The Empty Space, shuttered over a debt of $70,000.  Maybe we can dare hope that regional theaters will stop being run like internet start-ups and instead be given the time, money, resources, and  personal attention that are the natural hallmarks of arts patronage in cities like New York, Los Angeles and London. 
    • Local funders, artists, and administrators participating in the development of plays as actual investments, with the potential to pump profits back to Seattle in several ways.
    • The potential to address the particular conditions of a  community in a timely fashion, approaching the speed of journalism rather than history, as was the case with our recent production of It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.
    • The entire nation, as well as the entire English-speaking theatre world, getting more plays about a wider variety of places and peoples instead of– let’s face it– knowing arch comedy after knowing arch comedy for, by and about Upper West-Siders.
    • A leg up in keeping theatre a playwright’s art form instead of, increasingly, a director’s game. Over the last fifty years, the model of the auteur director serving as the alpha and omega of dramatic endeavor, imposing his or her “concept” on new play and classic alike— a model borrowed from and encouraged by the film industry— has grown increasingly infectious in American theatre.  You need not look beyond Seattle with Dan Sullivan and Bartlett Sher essentially running their respective shops like Triple A feeder teams for the Broadway big leagues.  (We can expect more of the same from the Intiman’s newly appointed Artistic Director, Kate Whoriskey.  Hand picked by the beatified Sher, she is sure to serve mostly as his marker absently placed in a book he may or may not return to some day.)   Hell, the fact that the recently introduced TPS  Gregory Awards has a category for Outstanding Director but none for playwright is a crystalline example of how far this trend has gotten out of hand.
    • Finally, and yes, selfishly, “locally grown” allows playwrights to choose where to live based on how well a particular city fits their life, instead of forcing them to accept a one-humongous-size-fits-all solution. When I moved back to Seattle from New York in 2002 I ran into Dawson Nichols, my comrade in theatrical arms from Seattle’s fervent ‘90’s.  Each of us was watching our kids at a playground– kids that did not exist the last time we had seen each other.  In that moment we renewed our friendship, and then slowly began building back our artistic partnership, only better this time—less concerned with the competition between us, more focused on improving each other’s and our own work.  We cemented our revived relationship in a revival of my play Tuesday, at Annex Theatre, which he directed and I starred in.  Soon after he invited me to share with him any plays I had sitting on the shelf, unpremiered, especially anything I had for young people.  I gave him The Don Juan Cult Concerto. In 2008 Dawson directed the world premiere of the play at North Seattle Community College, where he serves as head of theatre  department.  He wrote this in the program notes:

    Paul Mullin has written a play that is a love letter to a Seattle that is gone – grown over and displaced by its own success and popularity.   Seattle is still a vibrant and exciting place but in the 1990’s there was an edge.  Philosophers of art tell us that we can only access universal truths through particular depictions.  I believe this is true, but I have noticed Seattle Theaters seem to value particulars from elsewhere for some reason, mainly New York.  This is because Seattle Theatres often have a self-imposed provincial attitude that doesn’t allow them to see that the grass is in fact greener right here in the Pacific Northwest.  Our particulars are as good as anyone else’s, after all, and there are wonderful playwrights living in our midst.

    It is a play about Seattleites, for Seattleites, by a Seattleite.  And I couldn’t have been prouder to see students using it to learn their craft as they premiered it in the city of its conception.  It was the seminal moment of my current understanding of how important locally grown work is.  A year and a half later, in that same theatre, using some of the same student actors, six Seattle playwrights, including Dawson and myself, premiered It’s Not In The P-I: A Living Newspaper About A Dying Newspaper.

    Leveraging Seattle’s Innate More-Locally-Conscious-than-Thou Snobbery

    The entire Pacific Northwest already embraces the locally-grown movement when it comes to more tangible consumables like cheese, chocolate, wine and beer.  Kate Kraay, a local actor and budding playwright, describes her day job working as a tour guide at Theo Chocolates in Fremont, the only bean-to-bar chocolate factory in the United States:

    I have to admit that I have had more people stop me on the street and recognize me from Theo than from plays I have been in.  But then, it is probably my longest running gig, and it is always a full house.   Over the last two years I have worked there, I have seen it grow exponentially, and in a recession to boot. 

    That’s all quite nice, you may say, but why buy a Theo chocolate bar as a Seattleite, when I can get a grocery checkout line bar for less?  For one thing, you are getting a lot less chocolate than you think, as most chocolate bars have lots of lovely fillers in them (hydrogenated trans-fats or wax, anyone?).  Theo also uses as many local ingredients as possible. It has become a point of pride for locals, winning awards from London to New York, while being fully invested as part of the community.

    It is incumbent on us as Seattle theatre artists to transfer this enlightened heightened interest in  local production to what we wright for the stage.  God, sometimes I think I would give a pinkie to tap into the fierce local snobbery of a Northwestern beer nut or cheesehead and focus it on theatre.  I can almost hear them now:

    Oh, you’re going to see Glengary Glen Ross? Oh, no that’s fine if you like stale affected dialogue shoved down your ear’s throat after it’s traveled  2,800 miles from New York and then sat in its packaging for 20 years, after already traveling the 800 miles from Chicago to New York.  Me?  I prefer fresh Kelleen Conway Blanchard.  You should feel how it tickles the ear’s tongue and gladdens the heart’s bowels.  But maybe your palate isn’t quite ready for something so evocative and startling.  Besides, there’s really only enough of it for true Seattle play fans.  You better stick with your 1980’s boiler room boiler plate.

    So There’s No Place Like Home.  How do We Get There?

    Of course there are plenty of blocks on the long road to home grown.  Over the next few years it will be important to hold accountable the artistic leadership at what we Seattle show folks call the “Big Houses”, namely the Intiman, ACT and the Seattle Repertory Theater.  These juggernauts love to  pay lip service to new works, but when you dig beneath the surface of their “new play initiatives,” you find they consist almost exclusively of importing established talent from  New York rather than fostering much at home.  Kate Whoriskey, as she rolls into town, is blithely open in her contempt for Seattle’s local scene.  This from The Stranger in an interview with her when she was first appointed: “She says she has returned to Seattle more because of Sher than for the city itself and seems more interested in finding the best artists, wherever they are, than in cultivating the local theater ecology. ‘The whole world has globalized,’ she said. ‘And it seems the last place we believe in globalization is in theater.’ ” {Emphasis The Stranger’s.}

    To this I could not not possibly come up with a better response than the one comment left on-line, by someone calling himself “Mr. First-Nighter”:

    Odd that Ms Whoriskey would make such a statement, when so much of the rest of the world is currently undergoing a complete re-evaluation of the very concept of globalization, and re-engaging with the long-neglected benefits of localism. Not that there is anything wrong with exposing local audiences and artists to the work and influence of outside artists, per se, but her attitude seems to reflect yet more of the reverse-provincialism we have become accustomed to here. Even more distressing when one contemplates that theatre, unlike other artistic media, relies so exclusively upon the patronage of local audiences, local artists, and local artisans for its growth, nourishment and survival.

    If she has indeed no wish to “cultivate the local theatre ecology”, then she will no doubt express little surprise or alarm when her abject neglect results in that same ecology turning fallow and stagnant.

    Unlike, say, a Greg Falls, who recognized the efficacy of good husbandry, Ms Whoriskey seems rather to envision her role as being akin to a sort of cultural Monsanto, where her only interest is in increasing the yield, while remaining heedless (or worse indifferent) to the irrevocable damage done to the environment in the process.

    Sad to say, this does not bode well, either for Intiman and its long-term prospects (which are precarious at best), or for the Seattle theatre ecology as a whole.

    In reality none of Seattle’s Big Houses have done enough in the last decade to advance locally grown new work.  Moreover, despite their mournful protestations to the contrary, it is not because of their limited resources.  (More on this in my future essay, “Don’t Let the Big Houses Fool Ya, It ain’t about the Money.” )  Yes, it is true that in 2009 the Seattle Rep had its overall operating budget cut about in half, but it’s also true that in this same year, through an admittedly strange quirk of happy fate, their new works budget quadrupled.  Right now it looks like they plan to take that largess and develop two new plays, in tandem with Western Washington University.  Good for them.  What’s not so good is that they’ve already earmarked one of those slots for a New York Playwright, most probably Doug Wright,  who won the Pulitzer for I Am My Own Wife.  It’s unclear who will get the second slot, but the odds don’t favor one of the dozen or so nationally produced playwrights living in the Puget Sound region.    Whatever synergy the Rep hopes to create with Wright, or whatever luminaries they beg to grace us  with from New York for a few months, it will be transitory and do nothing to nurture the local scene or bring Seattle any closer to being a world class theatre town.

    Many of my local playwright colleagues have utterly given up on our Big Houses.  When a friend who works for one recently warned me that I risk being blacklisted by his theater for mouthing off like this,  I mentioned it to Scot Augustson, another local playwright  whom I particularly admire.  He replied, “Oh Paul, how would any of us ever know if we’re being blacklisted by them or not?”  Scot’s right.  And as much as good friends have cautioned me about these essays, it is time to be honest and realize you cannot burn a bridge that doesn’t exist.

    That said, sometimes I feel stupid that I haven’t yet given up.  But I haven’t.  And here’s why.  Those Big Houses essentially belong to us, the citizens of Seattle and the surrounding  region.  We fund them through our attendance and through our generous patronage: direct giving, public arts funding and  donations from the corporations for which we work.  We also support them through our cheap labor as actors, designers and administrators.  They will respond to the demand for locally developed plays.  So long as we make the demand.  Of course, it will not happen easily or overnight or without clever hedging against it on their part.  In the past, when we demanded “new work” all they heard was “New York”.  Artistic administrators also like to blame the boards that have hired them for keeping their creative reins short.  Maybe this is true, but I am tempted to call them on it.  If we need to reach out to the Big House board members to help them understand why locally grown plays are important, we can and will do that.  

    I have had more than one Big House artistic staffer say something along the lines of, “Christ, Paul, it’s almost like you’re saying you won’t be satisfied until we’re producing at least one new play by a local playwright every year in our season.”  To which I reply, “It’s not almost like I’m saying that.  That’s exactly what I’m saying.”

    Here and Now

    Seattle is perfectly positioned.  This is the place, here and now, for locally grown plays to resurge to their historical place of prominence.  There are particular reasons that this is so, and I have tried to illustrate some of them above, but the main reason is because we say so.  We get to decide that Seattle is not a satellite.  We are our own city, with our own voices, our own actors, our own audiences, our own plays.  If, as we proceed down this path, we begin to create great plays that we can then export to other places and thus mitigate to some extent this crushing artistic trade deficit we currently labor under, so be it.  But the main point is we want plays for and by Seattleites.  And we shall have them.  Here and now.  Where theatre belongs.

    *****

    Next up: “What the Hell does ‘World Class’ Mean Anyway?”
  • Towards a World Class Theatre

    Playwright’s rule of thumb #3: if you don’t know what you’re doing, raise the stakes.  This is also a favorite for anyone losing an argument.  Arbitrarily up the ante and things become more interesting.  More interesting equals intrinsically good in a play.  In an argument, it’s… well… whatever it is, it’s more interesting.

    Over a year ago I was given a “Genius Award” in theatre by Seattle’s weekly newspaper The Stranger.  It’s one of those honors that cannot, and probably should not, ever quite sit right: the kind of recognition any artist craves not just for the added publicity and legitimacy it brings your work, but also because, let’s face it: it’s a delicious ego stroke and the $5,000 cash that comes with it helps ease any pointless pangs of guilt over being singled out.  Beyond that guilt, however, looms another misgiving which grows out of the fact that the honor is bestowed not in recognition of any particular piece but one’s entire body of work.  You’re forced to wonder, “What the hell am I going to do next?  And how the hell will that be good enough to garner such praise in the future?”  I had no idea.  Still don’t. 

    Nor did I have any idea back then about what I was going to say when I accepted the award at the Moore Theater on that Saturday, September 13, 2008.  I did know that the folks at The Stranger enjoyed presenting the awards in flamboyant and entertaining ways.  (For instance, Paul Constant channeled an old time booming-voiced boxing announcer when he handed the prize for literature to Sherman Alexie.)  So this much I determined: as show people, I’d be damned if I let some tabloid scribbler upstage me.  I had to say something engaging other than just “thanks a lot”, but what?  That’s when I remembered rule #3.  Raise the stakes.

    I began my acceptance by magnanimously allowing that Seattle was a pretty good theatre town.  The crowd approved.  Then I lofted my caveat: we were good, but we weren’t great.  The crowd grew quiet, restless.  I said I believed we had everything it takes to be great, but we weren’t great; and worse, we didn’t even seem to be moving in the right direction.  More awkward noises.  Then I said I believed we could be a world class theatre city within 5 years, but only if we wanted to.  We had to want it.  The crowd liked this.  They clapped, they hollered.  It felt great.  Lots of toasts and backslaps afterwards.  I made a self-congratulatory moment into a community-wide challenge.  And every one seemed to slurp it with a spoon.  Success, by any definition.

    Since then, however, not many people have mentioned my acceptance speech, though there is one particularly notable exception.  A month after that night I got an email from my sister Margaret.  It said simply:  “Just in case you were wondering.  9/13/13.  Make it so!”  Since odds are about even that you do not know my sister, allow me to unpack her cryptic note and translate it plainly into the words I know she intended.  “Dear Brother, in case you were thinking that you could make that challenge publicly solely in order to arbitrarily raise stakes and thus add empty entertainment calories to your speech, hoping no one will remember, please think again.  I will remember.  I will hold you to it.  I will publicly mock you if you fail.  So deliver me a world class theatre town by the Fall of 2013, or prepare to face my undying scorn.”  You see, I come from a very loving and supportive family.

    Upping the ante is painless and risk-free if no one is paying attention.  Thanks to my sister, such is not my fate.  But I am, after all, a collaborative artist.  If she intends to hold me accountable over the next four years, then I intend to share her attentions with all of my beloved fellow theatre artists in this amazing city.  My discomfiture will become their discomfiture, or at least as much of it as I can artfully manage to share.  Which brings me to these essays.  This is the introductory first of ten or twelve I intend to write on the subject of theatre in Seattle.  During my last 22 years as a theatre professional here and in New York City I have come to some strongly held conclusions about how I think theatre can be made better.  I have shared these opinions with friends and colleagues in one-on-one conversations or in small groups in social situations.  Now I think it is time for me to share more formally and more widely—to raise the stakes.

    A few weeks back, I began keeping a little folder on my computer with text files in it.  Some contain embryonic notes and outlines, the beginnings of these future essays.  Others consist only of tentative titles, like the following:

    The essays will be written with primarily my theatre colleagues in mind; but I fervently believe we need to also invite non-show people into these conversations because, as a self-identified neo-Vaudevillian, and in sharp contrast to the rising class of theatre academic elite, I believe that what the audience wants and needs actually matters.

    Potshots of prose alone cannot go any significant distance toward making theater better here in Seattle or anywhere.  Only making great theatre will make theatre great here.  This series will be about sharpening my arguments and placing them in a public place, where they may serve to convince or be dismissed, or maybe even dismantled and built into something more useful.  I am done bitching in bars.  I am pushing my stakes on the table and I encourage my colleagues, especially those who disagree with me, to do the same.  Our stock-in-trade is dialogue.  Maybe we can employ its power to discover the way forward towards a world class theatre in our own home town.